Oddly enough, there are almost no sacrilegious spoof titles in the Adult Film Database.
The closest I could find is the Last Temptations of Kristi.
Maybe most pornographers are Christian.
What about the “Lust Temptation of Chris”?
It would definitely have prostitutes in it. It would go forever because Jesus could raise the dead.
Walking-on-Watersports? Necrophilia? 12 on 1? ("Paul! Is that you? No, its Peter!)
Jesus Porn - Bringing a new meaning to “Get Behind me Satan”
Ah, yes, Jesus Porn, I remember it well, particularly the Loaves and Fishes orgy scene and what the cock did three times toward the end…
Jesus could make some interesting kink porn doing the holes in his own hands.
He might be a bit self-conscious about wearing the Baby Jesus Butt Plug, though.
In keeping with His message of bringing all people together, I think we can safely assume Jesus was into interracial porn. And maybe some bisexual stuff.
Q: Who Would Jesus Do?
A: Jesus will come into anyone, as long as they accept him.
He is the shepherd…
is ALL I’m sayin’…
Are you saying Hal would star in a Jesus porno?
Sorry, cheap shot 
Jesus actually worked as a porn star for a while in the 70’s, but he found it hard to get gigs after a while - he’d infuriate directors, who would waste miles of film getting his scenes done, knowing not the hour which he’d come.
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Yeah, probably, based on that spicy scene in the gardens at Gethsemane.
You know there’d be a lot of olive oil involved, too.
Ass to mouth?
Jesus would be perfect for porn movies.
After all, he was well-hung.
Got wood?
Gay porn, titled simply Peter. “On these rock-hard abs, I will get my freak on.”
What would wood do?
I think we all know the answer to that question