May 9 – Lost Sock Memorial Day. Blah.
Luckily, it was also Mother’s Day that year.
“And thanks agin fur the plague, Porpentine.”
– mr. john
Oh, how appropriate: International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
Oh yes, I was born to be a web developer.
“It says, I choo-choo-choose you. And it’s got a picture of a train.”
– Ralph Wiggum