Which professional is best for a chimpanzie?

I would change that to, “it’s what non-human primates do” just to be polite.:smiley:

More likely the other way 'round. How would a GP know how to handle a chimp? Unless you tranquilizer darted him before bringing him in…

When I read the Topic, my thoughts were find 999 of his buddies and lock them in a room with 1,000 word processors.

Chimpanzees are not humans, even for the purposes of a hypothetical. They are chimpanzees. They have chimpanzee-specific medical needs, just like they have chimpanzee-specific dietary needs and chimpanzee-specific socialization needs. Their chimpanzee-specific needs are not casually interchangeable with human-specific needs. Expecting chimpanzees to be satisfied with human-specific needs has only ever resulted in tragedy for the chimpanzees.

If your chimpanzee is sick, get it to a chimpanzee specialist. Then make arrangements for him to go live with other chimpanzees, like God intended.