Frank Costanza. Presidential debates would consist first of the airing of grievances, followed by feats of strength. No bothering with political double-talk or other nonsense. 
This could work really well. If a country does something we don’t like,
“No foreign aid for you. Come back, one year!”
ok Newman is not a hard worker…if you remember kramer say he doesnt deliver mail when its raining…and he put the mail in storage because he was mad he didnt get the coveted hawaii mail route
ok who id vote for is
it have to be Jerry no Kramer no George no…ah none of them would make a good president…ok i vote for Crazy Joe Devola or Lloyd Braun cause they are nuts…thats stupid on my part…the perfect choice is…Jackie Chiles
If electability is the issue, I nominate the Drake. Love the Drake!
I would be proud to consider myself a supporter of President… er… Mulva…? Gipple?
Newman may not be hardworking, but when was that ever a requirement for political office?
Jimmy’s running for office. Jimmy wants your vote.
or any government job…from the lowest postal worker to the leader of the USA