In honor of which rock-n-roller, cartoon character, cereal mascot, and I think there was another one, I present you with the choice of Seinfeld characters for President.
I will nominate Newman. He is hard working, organized, and very passionate. This is definitely picking the lesser of many evils.
Newman in 2004!
I pick Elaine cause she can be “Queen of her own domain” when she wants to.
Newman is hard working??? Tho his deviousness might work well in politics.
have to think about this…
Brian
Didn’t Newman hide all the mail in a storage facilty cause he didnt’ want to deliver it? I don’t remember the whole show but Kramer was involved too. You call that HARD working?
J. Peterman
Easy:
George Constansa, provided he was not allowed to have sex for 4 years. And he does the opposite of every instinct he ever had.
Newman’s not hard-working. Wasn’t his apartment full of mail he never got around to delivering?
I nominate Frank Costanza. He’s a war veteran (Korea), without strong religious beliefs (except at Festivus) and he doesn’t take crap, or at least he yells when confronted by it.
SERENITY NOW!!
I don’t think you can just pick the person who’s the most competent (Jerry), because, on that show, good intentions and careful planning always backfire.
So I’ll second the nomination for George, but only if he uses the opposite-of-instinct strategy!
O.k. I will retract my Newman is hard working call. I should have said he is dedicated to keeping his job at the post office.
Great pick by elf6c. I never thought about George being effective, but if he is not having sex he is the smartest man alive.
Sorry Bryan, but I just can’t imagine the diplomacy of Frank Costanza helping out the country very much.
John F. Kennedy, Jr.
Steinbrenner.
Nope. You’re all wrong.
Putty. He is the only one that I’d vote for.
Elaine: “You want me to steal the paper? Why don’t you steal it?”
Putty: “well, you already know where you’re going.”
He’s religious, but doesn’t prostelitize or convert. Good morals. Car salesman. Knows how to cut a deal so everyone is happy and he still wins.
We’ve already had a stumblebum doofus (Ford/Kramer).
We’ve had a war vet (Ike/Frank C.).
We’ve had a crafty, dishonest paranoic (Nixon/Newman).
We’ve had a promiscuous hairdo (Kennedy/Elaine).
We’ve had a car salesman (Clinton/Putty).
We presently have a squinty-eyed moron (Bush/Costanza).
So it’s definitely the Soup Nazi. Sieg Heil, Souppengruppenfuhrer!
Toby Huss’s Character: The Wiz
Good looking and very high levels of charisma.
Nobody beats The Wiz!
No way, guys, it’s George Costanza all the way. He’s a conniving, evil weasel. But he usually has some great ideas. So it’s a win either way.
Bob Sacamano perhaps?
Or howabout another FDR?
Kenny Banya
No. Based on his obsession with it in his routine, I see him spending a lot of taxpayer money on a Congressional investigation into why Ovaltine is called that when it comes in a round canister.
Newman, because:
“When you control the mail, you control … information!”
Any doubt that he knows how to run a modern presidential administration?
Don’t forget they both fell ass backwards into good fortune and living a fantasy life.