You’re forgetting about Pon Far, the 7 year cycle of mating. Seven years sounds pretty good, actually. Long enough to build up some serious interest, but not so long as to them overly homicidal.
Ummm…I’m not familiar with Antareans. I remember Antarean Brandy being mentioned a lot, but I don’t remember any actual Antareans. The blue-skinned, antennaed folks were Andoreans. Anyone got a link?
I would have to go with in order:
Klingon
Romulan
Orion
I like my women savage 
I guess that leaves out my pick: Trill. Dax (the original) can do me any time.
DD
If Andorians are allowed, I’d go with that. I think the antennae could come in handy…
Guilty as charged Ethilrist, but damn, your option sounds pretty good, too!
A Klingon would be my obvious choice from the OP.
Setting appearances aside, how about the Companion in its true state? Zephrem Cochrane never had it so good.
Is that better, Ethilrist? The problem with this interpretation of the OP is the Star Trek is made in Hollywood; there are few truly ugly actresses and ST usually does not “uglify” them enough. Even the women intended to be ugly aliens usually are a fashion model underneath the makeup.
One example that contradicts this is the musician in the bar in the episode “Reunification”, where Riker and Worf are tracking a Ferengi - Worf sings some opera, Riker teaches her a tune. She was not very attractive.
Here’s a list for you- who would you do from this sub-list?
T’Pau, the Vulcan elder
Kai Winn
Lwaxana Troi
Data’s “mother”
The Founder
The Salt Vampire
The Mother Horta
But those are the very ones I was thinking of saying. Not just because they are all hotties but they wanted to kill Wesley. Heck they wanted to kill Wes before I wanted to kill him.
But I’ll for the green skinned chicks for nostalgia. After that a Romulan babe would be my next choice.
Bajorans are nice, I’ve always thought (I know the OP isn’t offering them).
Humans have their good points too, but I’m not sure that my DNA and genitals are compatible.
Davebear, thanks. That’s what I was trying to reference.f
Klingon? There ain’t enough Romulan ale in the galaxy…
I’ve always had a thing for Bajoran guys.
This is a disgusting, uncouth, and spiritually degrading topic.
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sigh Caitian. I’d say “Klingon” in regards to the OP, but…she’d break me.
Hoshi!
What, not a species? Well, then i’ll go to that clone planet, and clone 100 Hoshis, then they’re a species!
Actually, Freengi females do have boobies. (The female-disguised-as-a-male had her ta-tas squooshed down so as not to bulge out and be noticed.)
Although I wonder … the 4 billion year old “genetic program” that was supposed to be directing the evolution of all humanoid species (including humans) only directed the various biospheres toward producing something that looked like the progenitor aliens. Its body parts didn’t have to mirror the function of the equivalent progenitor body parts at all. I wonder if Ferengi breasts really serve as mammary glands, or if they’re just cosmetic (like their forehead bulges).
I’d have to go with one of those women who are white on the right side and black on the left side. But NOT the kind who is white on the left side and black on the right! I am just not into that kind of thing.
I’m ashamed to admit it, but my fantasies involve doing it Klingon-style. I’d start out by throwing heavy objects at him while he recited the poetry. And I would pick Worf if I could get him.
Yeah! Thats what I meant.
L O L !!!
Snort! Biggest laugh I’ve had in a while. Thanks a million!
Uh… er… are we allowed half-breeds? K’Ehleyr and B’elanna were both quite yummy. Otherwise, I choose a phaser, set to level sixteen.
Disregarding the OP, either Romulans (anyone else have the hots for Donatra, the mutinous Romulan commander in Nemesis? Rowr!) or Trill. Mmm… Ezri…
Deltans.
Mmm…cute bald chicks.