No, I believe “SPROING” is correct in this instance!
I’m another one for Samantha from “Bewitched”, and also for Darma.
Laura Petrie. No contest.
Rob is one lucky sumbitch. I think I could steal 'er, though.
Hmmm…
Well my vote goes to Rob Petrie.
And yeah, the way he tripped over that ottoman and made that great recovery every time jes’ made my lil heart go pitter patter!
Athletic and handsome, whatta combo.
(And remember, I always did want to be Mary Tyler Moore…!)
Creaky: How YOU doin’?
Just this morning I did a two-and-a-half gainer over the living room ottoman.
Now that “ThirtySomething” is starting over, I realize I wouldn’t like any of those characters. None of them seemed to care about anything but work. Did they ever shoot a trip to the beach, or skiing?
The guy that Dharma’s got, Greg, is a winner though.
Nothing she does fazes him. Now that’s an attitude I can use!
Fred Mertz, hands down.
The mom from Family Ties
Merideth Baxter Birney (sp?)
Oh yeah!
Dan Connor from Roseanne. Because he’s sweet, funny, affectionate, and devoted to his wife, despite the fact that she’s a total bitch. Plus, he’s simple…I couldn’t handle a rich snotty guy. He wouldn’t care if I didn’t always have the house clean, and he’d get himself and the kids the hell out of my way when I’ve got PMS! And his Halloween pranks would be loads of fun. I likes dem funny guys! 
Mrs. Cleaver was pretty hot.
Morticia Adams, Carolyn Jones, not whoever the hell butchered the role in the movies. She was my first love and I have spent more years than I chose to count on winsome brunets with dark obsessions. It hasn’t always proved to be the best template for selecting a girlfriend, but I’m seldom bored.
I call dibs on Gomez then. Good thing I remember some French…
Ellie Walker… Do you mean Florida Walker?
I’d be glad if he were out of the way, I hate to face him across dueling sabers.
Hmmm. . .gotta go with Dharma (Jenna Elfman) on this one. She’s blonde, she’s funny, she’s tall (I’m 6’4" so it’ll be nice to dance with someone who’s not a chin rest for once), and with all that yoga and stuff. . .well. . .you know. . .
Ahem. . .'scuse me. . .
<scuttles out of the room; shower kicks on>
Your friend in fins,
Zappo
Cool! Now let’s just get Ritchie off to school, and we’ll get this little party started.
Who says they don’t have fun in New Rochelle?!
I’d go with Mike Stivic from “All in the Family.”
And I’ve always been partial to Lionel, of “The Jeffersons.” I do mean the original one, not that other guy. Now the real Lionel…I was always envious of Jenny. 
Here are my top five women in no particular order.
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[li]Weezie Jefferson[/li][li]Laura Petrie[/li][li]Lucy Ricardo[/li][li]Edith Bunker[/li]Gloria Stivic
Archie bunker would make the perfec gay man bitch for me.
I know jarbabyj already picked Doug from King of Queens, but umm she picked more than one, so I get Doug.