…a polite way of asking which way your apparatus falls in your trousers.
Is it evenly spread, so to speak, across the population? Or do more men dress left then right, right than left?
Is there a correlation to left-handedism, eg. if you’re left handed, do you dress to the right?
If enough men post a response we should have a decent sample population and can begin to draw some conclusions.
I will begin.
I am right handed and I dress…(checking)…to the right.
I wear a kilt so I guess I can’t play. Mind you, I am ambidextrous.
Which way do I dress? Being gay, I dress perfectly.
What? Oh. Really, my pants usually are not tight enough to dress in a particular direction but when they are it seems to be 50/50. Once, one half of my equipment decided to dress left and the other half to dress right, which was extremely painful, especially when I sat down.
Lefty, in all senses. As are most of my friends, if I recall the results of our poll on the subject.
Which way do you dress? Never heard that one, always heard it as “Which side do you favor?” or “He favors the left, he favors the right.”
I usually dress from a state near-nakedness to a state of being fully covered by clothing. Unless I’m drunk or just very, very confused due to lack of sleep.
If you’re facing me, I prefer it to be in the 12 o’clock position, but it normally ends up closer to 1.
Left.
to the right.
I’m right-handed and I always aim it right. But left on its own it would tend to the left. I started moving it right thinking someday it would become centered.
For the same reason: my right arm is naturally stronger, so I’ve always carried heavy stuff mostly with my left arm, hoping to even them up. I just love symmetry.
I don’t. (my ass is getting clammy after sitting in this chair for a few hours)
I want pictures. Now. Please. (guys in kilts are hot.)
I will beg.
I think it might have as much to do with which nut hangs lower as it does with right- or left-handedness. My understanding (I think from anatomy/physiology class) was that the left is lower on most guys. I also remember reading the same thing in a men’s magazine (maybe Esquire). I am right-handed. Everything else goes left.
I dress right.
backwards.
Kris Kros RULEZ!!!
“Dress Left or Dress Right?” is pretty old, going by West Point lore. Cadets, when being fitted for dress uniforms, were asked this question for decades. This became quite an issue in 1976*.
*If you can’t figure out what happened in 1976, I’m not gonna tell you.
Centered and vertically oriented.
No.
Bikini undies with good elastic.
Oh, OK, I’ll tell you. Cadets with nothing to dress were admitted for the first time.