Which would decompose faster: a Slim Jim or a corpse?

Factual Questions
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No less ridiculous is the length of Randy Savage’s Wikipedia entry:

And just a passing reference to the Slim Jim. Honestly!

42

Right, it was Randy Savage, not Rowdy Roddy Piper who sold Slim Jims.

43

Being referred to as the sissy brother of a guy…who wears a skirt*? Now that’s low.

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