Personally, I will always, ALWAYS take throwing up to having the shits. I thought that this was the norm, but a friend today told me that she would much rather have a leaky back end than a leaky front.
So, how about you?
Aw, jeez. Can’t I have both?
Poops McGee
“nausea,” not “nauseousness”
The shits. No question about it…all I need is a couple good magazines or books, and I’ve got a comfortable place to sit all day, with none of that “lying on the cold bathroom floor hoping to die” feeling.
erm… I had… erm… an upset stomach, shall we say… when I was out on a horseback camping trip a few months ago. A long way from anything that flushed. Noone (horses included) appreciated having to stop every hour or so while I took a walk with a shovel. And the ground was very hard.
Ever since then, I’d say nausea for sure.
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But what if bathrooms and reading materials are in short supply? I know I didnt specify this originally (which is my bad, sorry), but what if, let’s say, the Fairy of Intestinal Fortitude appears before you and says that instead of sometimes throwing up, and sometimes pooping out, you will, in the future, only do one or the other. This means, it could happen anywhere - the urge to heave or go could hit you at home, or it could hit you when, like tritone, you are far away from anything that passes for a toilet/clean bathroom floor.
If that was the case, would you still choose to poo?
sincerely,
sneeze,