Whip me, beat me, call me names.

I was thinking that I should post something memorable at this little milestone but I really have squat, nada, zip.
There’s no rant festering, nothing pointless I need to share, I am tired from debating, and my opinion is the only one that matters. :slight_smile:

Well, maybe this would be a good opportunity for me to tie myself to a spit anfd let people roast me. It’s not that I’m into bondage (much) but a little feedback might be a good thing.

After 18 months and 1500 posts I should have made an impression other than the one of my butt in my chair. I can only hope, right? My post count is nothing close to people who have been here much less time but there has to be something…

So let me know how I’m doing. All criticisms, complaints, compliments, and comments about how narcissistic this post is will be considered with all due respect.

lights the fire and ties himself to the spit

I guess this is where I found out who my friends are…

HAPPY 1500!!!

Silver Fire, still bitter after her COMPLETELY IGNORED 3000 post milestone.

:mad:

(I’m kidding)

And here’s to 1500 more. :slight_smile:

First. Silver Fire, I love your sig!

Feynn, you sure know how to get a girl to open a thread, I’ll give you that. And I would say, more hockey talk, and you’ll be a perfect poster.

Happy 1.5 large, pal. May you live to be as wonderful as Doug Weight.

jarbaby

I will call you my favorite term of endearment in honor of your impressive 1500th post, you cheap slut sex poodle, you.

I always thought it was…Whip Me, Beat Me, Make Me Write Bad Checks.

Congrats on the milestone.

Congratulations, Feynn.
I’m jealous. I can’t ever get anyone to beat me.

Happy 1500 Feynn from the other Keith…Hmmmm…the question is will you like being whipped more then anticipating the lash…I will bet on anticipation. :smiley:

I’d say “congrats” but I don’t know who the hell you are, so…
:smiley:

THWACK! THWACK! TWHACK!

I was gonna call you names but now cheap slut sex poodle is stuck in my head and I can’t think of any more.

You are a smart, articulate, and fun guy. I wish you many happy years with lolagranola and the family.

I’m not much for the whipping and beating stuff, but I think you’re a man among men and I enjoy reading your posts. I look forward to the next 1500!

cracks whip
All right! Down on your knees! Lick my boot!!!

I know, I promised to beat you silly. I’m thinking, and hard on just how to get you! Be afwaid my coffee mate, be very afwaid!

And here I was thinking Bend me, Shape me . . .

Congrats on the 1.5*10[sup]3[/sup], Feynn.

I would have to say that I am every bit as wonderful as Doug Weight and have a damn fine slap shot.

Have you been talking to Lola?

Patience…

And you would be right my friend, I’ve been anticipating this all day.

newbies…hmmmfff!!! :slight_smile:

That’s the spirit Mags… ouch!

And you are a fairy among moms.

Are those Gucci?

I tremble in anticipation of Sue coming back in here with knee high leather boots and a leather ensemble. Damn that’s a scary visual, not because Sue isn’t attractive but because she is like a sister to me. eeeeeeeew!!

She also has me thinking of Elmer Fudd as a dominatrix: “You’ve been a vewy vewy wascally wabbit. Now yew must feel my wasch… hehehehehehehe!!!”

Do I look like Gumby?

Silverfire, I too love that sig. I’ll make sure we throw you the party to end all parties when you hit 3100… oops… missed that one too. Let’s say 3500 then.

Thanks guys. It’s nice to know I have eleven friends and someone who claims they don’t know who the hell I am.

Congratulations, Feynn! I have enjoyed the posts of yours that I’ve read, and I look forward to enjoying many more.

At the rate I’m going, it’s gonna take me five years to get there.

heh-heh… me too…

Lemme see here… aha! grabs nearby whip

sssssssSLASH!

and… grabs handy club

whoosh… THWACK!

aaaand…

Hi, Names

I think that fits the bill nicely… :smiley:

Cougarfang… It’s nice to see someone who can follow instructions to the letter. When I become dictator I should be able to use someone like you in my organisation.

tisiphone - Actually, at that rate it will take you 5.9523809 years to hit 1500. But really, numbers mean very little. They aren’t that important. Okay, we really need 1’s and 0’s but do we really need the rest?

Look, I would beat you, whip you, etc. but you live in Edmonton. I think that that’s enough punishment for one lifetime :smiley:

It might be bad but it beats living in Calgary…

rimshot

ducks and runs

Well, I suppose if I must

:cracks riding crop across fishnet stocking, leather shorts encased leg and pushes Feynn onto all fours:

WHAP! :across the fanny:

You, bad, bad 1500 count poster, you!

WHAP! : one more stinging blow [sub]but not too hard[/sub]:

There. That’s for being Canadian!
:smiley:

[sub]Say, lola’s not going to come beat me up for this, is she?![/sub]