Gee whiz and golly gee (seems like that is the right approach for a board like this that is pretty touchy/feely)…I make one post one this board, and some guy (gal?) with way too long of a name, flames me for:
Using the proper “eh” instead of “ay” (nuance is everything…he must think he’s the Fonz)
Being in the wrong forum (a few too many of them here aren’t there?)
Making a Canadian joke
Then the thread gets locked. Well a seig heil to you too buddy.
I was just trying this board out and didn’t want to take the time to read the voluminous posts on “THE RULES”. Don’t worry…I shan’t post again.
BTW, in one of the (way too many) forums there was a post from Ed Zotti about a " Super SDMB subscription special!. That’s a joke, right? I see it was posted on 31 March, so I figure it’s an early April Fools Day joke…people don’t really pay to post here, do they???
Thanks for your visit, and I wish you the best of luck in your quest to find a board that has the precise number of forums that you personally deem necessary.
Oh, and not only do you have to pay to post here, you have to pay to stop posting. $500. Payable directly to me. It’s the “Angola Customs Authority” business model, and so far it’s been wildly successful.
Good luck to you in finding yourself a nice, pleasant message board with short names (such as your own, with a mere 16 characters) and less forums. May you feel higher and mightier than the rest of us, since we pay to keep the filth out. Go on, we just know you’re better than us, you big silly! We’re not really here to fight ignorance or learn new things, we’re just here to make everyone else feel better about themselves.
Go on, now, you’ve got all the answers! What are you waiting around for? Get on out of here with your non-conformist self, ye little scamp!
Oh, these kids, they get so durn smart so fast these days. Must be those new multi-vitamins.
Sorry Rubinetto Grande
We forgot that the Internet revolves entirely around you and exists solely for the express purpose of pleasing you.
Should you choose to join this Message Bord,
::: checking temperaure of Hell :::
I’ve got a great signature for you:
“But enough about me, let’s talk about me !!!”
I don’t know if wagering is frowned upon, and frankly, I’m too lazy to go searching through the “voluminous posts on ‘THE RULES’” as well, but I got $5 that says his post count climbs to double digits before his free trial ends. The OP makes two posts, I believe.
Man, this dude is lucky he left. This place requires a slightly more robust constitution than this guy possesses. If that was a flame in Big Ruby’s (can I call you that? Thanks.) eyes, he’s gonna spontaneously combust when someone’s actually mean to him.
When folks like him don’t register, though, it warms the cockles of my heart and makes me ever happier that it went pay-to-post.