What a BRILLIANT sentence!
BTW, eleanorigby, this occurred to me earlier today. Don’t your kids play soccer?
If you’re being sarcastic: yes, thanks, but I already covered that.
Nah. That’s our ultimate goal–a race of callipygian, carmel skinned, women with nice hips. Give it another five generations.
Now some of us wanted to just get rid of white people completely, but my faction lobbied for perky boobs and green eyes and won. We had to concede red hair though, which in the end is probably for the best.
I shouldn’t have told you all that… Why don’t you look at this bright red light for a second… there we are.
Actually, you need to whisper the French jokes as you are not permitted to repeat them aloud.
Typos, damn typos, I spell check and they still sneak though, damn it all and damn those cheese eating surrender monkeys while I am at it.
WTF? We should be ashamed of not knowing about every single abhorrent primitive practice performed around the globe?
That struck me as odd, too. Like someone from Turkey expecting us to know about The Great Turkish Pogrom of 1522* or something.
*I just made that up. Actually, the Ottoman Empire welcomed Sephardic Jews with open arms after the Spanish Inquisition.
Oh, god! Serdar Argic’s coming!
The Armenian Massacres were big news recently, actually.
I’ve got nothing against white men,why some of my best friends are Whiteys…
Oh shit I forgot I’m white as well.
I’ll get my coat…
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