I recommend they consume plenty of colloidal silver, so their skin turns blue. Maybe take it in the form of “hate pills”, or something like that.
Probably because of all that snow.
They’re confusing him with Steve Martin.
No, but *once *they’re Deep Ones, they’re green people, not black people.
Ah. Fair enough. You shall be eaten first.
I thought black people are all Canadians. 
If I start a new race can we engineer it so all women are like 40f + ?
Some things are TOO cruel, man. They’ll be beating your door down with back braces.
As a woman who goes to bed every night with terrible back pain and occasional numbness in her pinky fingers… this makes me want to punch you, even though I don’t know you.
(40HH, for the record.)
Being afraid of some black people is just good sense. Like Emmanuel Lewis- black people are historically carriers of dwarfism. And anybody who isn’t afraid of Della Reese (NSFW) is a fool. (Notice how many people in that scene are dead now- but she’s still alive.)
Why on earth would you want 40 foot tall women roaming the earth?
And at midnight, they grow tails and swing from trees - just like yankees 
I’ll accept your punch and raise you one back rub.
Only yankee fatties.
To be fair it’s not hard to carry a dwarf. Or even a couple of them.
Have you picked up Gary Coleman lately? I took him into one of his marital counseling sessions and threw my back out.
Of course the Deep Ones eat the green people first. They’re the salad course.
Black people are afraid of salad? Is it like Kryptonite to them like pickled eggs are to white people or salt is to the English or is it just something they don’t particularly like?