They’re damn sexy, that’s what’s so good about them!
What’s wrong with tightie whiteys? You must be joking. What’s wrong with them is that they are the least sexy of all men’s underwear.
Sunshine’s list of underwear sexiness:
- Long briefs, white (a-la Marky Mark. Superfluous 3rd nipple not required for sexiness)
- Boxers
- Going Commando
- All other kinds of men’s underwear, including:
Tightie Whities (you’re NOT 7 anymore)
Colored briefs (unless you’re a Chippendale’s dancer at work and you are taking them off in the very near future)
So, if you’d like to be admitted to Sunshine’s boudoir, you’d better be wearing #1 or #2. If not, refer to #3.
Ok I have to ask Irishman. So tell me where/why have they been on stage?
Yes, I’ve known them as tightie whities.
But I’ve also heard them referred in the last few years as “Grippers”. I like this one much better.
Oh, and Irishman, mine have been on a barroom wall, next to about 15 pairs of boxers. Fairly embarassing putting those babies up there.
Sunshine, it’s not like I’m spending lots of time in just my skivvies. When the pants drop, so do the shorts.
Shanin, since you asked, my sister was the stage manager for a high school play. They needed underwear as a prop. Guess where she found them.
I’m wearing #1 right now. Red rover, red rover, can michael come over.
…As in “leftie loosie, righty tighty.”
Oh, wait. We’re talking about underwear? Okay, I can adapt.
I hate boxer shorts with a passion. My boys hang down and get all tangled up in the works. Not that I’m fantastically endowed (I’m statistically average, as far as that is concerned) but I am somewhat active and desire some support.
I will not, however wear the dreaded “jock strap”. Whoever designed that thing did not have the equipment it was designed to support, er, crush. “Whitey tighties” do not provide any appreciable support either, since they are generally cheaply made. I do prefer the low-riding briefs that stop short of being a thong. I don’t have the build to sport Speedos except as a joke (in exceptionally bad taste, I might add) and I don’t need any butt-floss to remind me that I’m wearing something under my jeans.
As far as tight underwear affecting sperm count, I think that’s probably only a concern for those who aren’t quite meeting their daily production goals to begin with. I calculate that my son was conceived the very first time my (now ex-) wife and I had unprotected sex. Everything worked the way it should when it should.
If that’s more than you needed to know, then forget the excess. In a thread about underwear, you’re bound to learn things you didn’t know, whether you wanted to know it or not, so there. <<Pbpbpbpbpbbpth!>>
~~Baloo
PS: Sunshine, if we had managed to overcome all other obstacles barring me from your boudoir, I would hope that the underwear I was wearing would not be a show stopper. If a relationship advances to that point, one hopes that one’s choice in undergarments is way down on the list of Things Considered Important.
Okay, okay…I’ll give you this, gentlemen. A man’s choice of undergarment is rather far down the list of Things Considered Important.
However, if you feel you MUST wear them, please don’t just hang around wearing them. Naked is much better for admiring the male form.
Thats true Sunshine but remember what Jerry Seinfeld said guys…
“Theres good naked and theres bad naked.”
“Elaine, do you realize what’s going on here? All that stands between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine!”
“That’s right Jerry, I’m out there and I’m lovin’ every minute of it!”
Boxer briefs: The general construction of tighty whities except they have legs. I have several pairs of black ones, and - you’ll have to trust me on this - they look ultra sexy.
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Quite right! For example:
Bad Naked = Grunting and struggling to open a jar of pickles in the kitchen
In my day, we called them “briefs.” Only color available was white.
Boxers for me. I don’t miss any support and I find briefs constricting. I’d rather hang a little loose than get pinched in a tender area.
So it’s boxers. In colorful pattern, just so I feel pretty.
What Baloo said in his PS.
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When I went to school, what you guys call “whitey tighties”, we called “russians”. And they were definitely unfashionable. As a kid in the mid seventies in Australia, if you didn’t wear “jocks” (jockey briefs) you were considered a loser. As a result, most younger and middle aged men in Australia wear jocks.