Who amongst you have actually taken a snake on a plane?

In My Humble Opinion
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[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
“Get these motherfuckin’ snakes outta my motherfuckin’ Moons Over My Hammy!”
Oh, wait…Jules don’t dig on swine…nevermind.
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Unless it is one charming motherfucking pig.

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[QUOTE=CynicalGabe]
Just to watch it fly?
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Well, I thought it was funny.

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[QUOTE=CynicalGabe]
Well, I thought it was funny.
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It was, my good man, oh it was.

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(apparently, unspeakably funny)

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I’ve taken a gecko on a U-Haul. I know, not even close.

Some years back I had a coworker who bought a baby ball python. She didn’t want to leave it at home all day so she wrapped it in her hair like it was a ribbon. The snake was warm and cozy, so it stayed put. She did this for three or four days until somebody noticed it moving. Hilarity ensued.

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[QUOTE=Kizarvexius]
I’ve taken a gecko on a U-Haul. I know, not even close.

Some years back I had a coworker who bought a baby ball python. She didn’t want to leave it at home all day so she wrapped it in her hair like it was a ribbon. The snake was warm and cozy, so it stayed put. She did this for three or four days until somebody noticed it moving. Hilarity ensued.
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I wanted to work a “Penis Ensued” joke in here somehow, but I got nuttin’.

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In 1998 I flew on a plane with Oliver North. Does that count?

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