Who are the institutions of the Straight Dope Message Board?

But we’re younger and prettier, that has to count for something! :wink:

Hey, I’ve found my role here, too! :smiley:

Cat Whisperer, you’re on my list simply by virtue of liking cats. anyone that does is ok by me. :smiley: Plus, you’re pretty cool. I think I dumped on you once, and I’m really sorry about that.

**Flatlined **and **purplehorseshoe ** for their kindness. **Monstro **for her insightfulness. DSeid for nutrition/fitness knowledge and willingness to share it. Skald for interesting questions. Astro for the same reason, although he tends to piss me off so his name doesn’t get bold. :wink:

I’m not really answering the original question about “institutions”, I know. Please grant me some newbie slack! These are all posters who have made an impression on me. A few more: Rhiannon8404 for loving and helping dogs, **Chimera ** for being a puddle of mush about his cat, and lavenderblue for the best weather rants EVER. There are many more.

In short, everyone’s valuable, even the jerks, and it’s a great place. Thanks for having me. :slight_smile:

You did? I don’t even remember, so we’re good. :slight_smile:

Honorable mention, at the least, to cervaise, if only for this classic thread. (Regulars here will know exactly which one that is without even looking.)

<stage whisper>psst..that was ftg’s 9999th post.</stage whisper>

In case anyone is curious, this is number 10,000.

what about ones that were banned without good cause to the determent of the Board?

Yes, I do believe I’m old enough to be an “institution” by any standards.

And let us not forget the late Polycarp. :frowning:

of course, Poly. :smack:

Right now, I choose the institute (or face) of the board to be Monstro. For some reason, her point of view and advice seem to be the most spot on in anything I read here, so she’s my pick. However, I’m sure I have more runner-ups than I’d have time to list.

It depends on which threads do you hang out in. I cannot imagine a WWII thread without **Dissonance **and Sailboat, with whom I generally agree, and Little Nemo with whom I disagree more often than not.

Someone else who I very much disagree with, but certainly is an institute would be Stoid.

I miss fellow Japanophile Autolycus, R.I.P.

CalMeachem is a good sh*t.

My favorite super-intelligent response giver who has not been mentioned yet is Half Man Half Wit. Not the most frequent poster, but man, such a high signal-to-noise ratio there!

Yeah, same here. Oh well, at least it seems I’ve never pissed anyone off enough to become notorious.

Real institutions who come to mind include:

elucidator, Sampiro, Nzinga, Seated, Clothahump, Mean Old Lady, Der Trihs, GusNSpot, Qadgop the Mercotan, Stranger on a Train, Snowboarder Bo, adaher, Shodan and Magiver.

Signed,

El_Kabong

Elder Statesman

Missed edit window before I could include:

Johnny LA, Vinyl Turnip, Skald the Rhymer, Broomstick and Bricker.

But mostly AClockworkMelon.

These threads are always so cruel.

But I’ll throw in a vote for Una and pretty much anybody else on the SDMAB (did I get that right?). They do a lot of the heavy lifting on providing factual information about important topics (like what happens when you put a hot gun down your panties).

I enjoy** samclem**'s posts on word origins.

Here’s to all the old group of Trek Dopers! ::raises virtual glass of something green::

You know who you are. You sure made the boards fun.