Who are the least expressive successful actors/actresses in film and TV?

A lot of actors give “understated” performances, often to excellent effect. Giancarlo Esposito in Breaking Bad comes to mind: his character, Gus, is one of the coolest, calmest, most composed people you’ll ever meet, so much so that it seems like Esposito isn’t even trying to give him any personality. Later you find out that still waters don’t just run deep but they run bloody, and that the actord definitely knows more expressions and emotions than “calm, cool, and collected”, but that’s part of what makes his performance so outstanding.

There are other actors whose “understated” performances seems, at least to me, to derive from the fact they couldn’t act the part of a coma victim if first they took a handful of Xanax. January Jones (Mad Men) is a queen of this category; what I first thought was an amazingly effective portrayal of a "so repressed she doesn’t even understand that she is somebody other than a wife and mother, let alone who she is besides that person; now I’m convinced from seeing her in some scenes in that series and in other roles and, worst of all, guest hosting on SNL, that she just can’t. Your mileage may vary.

Kevin Costner is another one who is best when he’s playing the very low-key barely breathing white collar professional next day. He’s made action movies and had action scenes but never seems to change expressions.

My mother used to refer to some actors as “Fellows of the Drake Hogestyn School of Theatrical Arts” after a soap opera actor from Days of Our Lives and other shows who, according to her, knew “clinch your teeth” (anger, confusion), “look down” (sorrow, grief, contemplation), and Just Say It for everything else. I haven’t seen enough of his work to judge, but Casper Van Dien has definitely latched on to the “clinched teeth=anger” lesson and otherwise has pretty much the same expression throughout.

Keanu Reaves is another one who doesn’t believe in stretching facial muscles any more than he absolutely has to, though he will yell from time to time.

Are there any others who often seem to play mannequins masquerading as human regardless of the plot? And of course (like I need to say it) feel free to disagree with any of the above.

Scarlett Johansson’s range stretches from bored to disinterested.

Schwartzenegger as “the Terminator”.

“Bueller…(brief pause)Bueller.”

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Andie MacDowell. Pisses me right off that she’s been in quite a few very good movies. I think she’s the weakest part of Groundhog Day, Short Cuts, and Unstrung Heroes.

Joe

John “I slept through another role?” Hurt.

I feel like Ryan Gosling’s recent movie choices (Blue Valentine, Drive, etc.) have showed that he’s really good at playing depressed mopey guys. I saw three of his movies in a week and felt like I was watching the same character in every one.

Clint Eastwood is pretty inexpressive facially in many of his roles but the argument could be made that’s part and parcel of how he conveys his message.

Steven Segal is pretty wooden

Harrison Ford is pretty stiff

David Caruso and Jennifer Aniston are not all that expressive

David Carradine was kind of monotone but that may have been his roles

David Duchovny is pretty blase most of the time

Natalie Portman was a plank in Star Wars

And Michael, which was a really cute movie but no thanks to her.

To paraphrase Norma Desmond, “We didn’t need words, we had… glasses!”

Danny Trejo, long time but memorable bit actor, had his first starring role in Machete.

Dude can’t act to save his life.

Michael Cera isn’t an actor per se, he just IS and they role the camera.

A New York critic once said of a Henry Fonda performance: “He ran the gamut of emotions from A to B.”

But facial animation–Jim Carrey, Eddie Murphy–isn’t always needed for an expressive performance. Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson, many others, convey much with minimal facial expressiveness.

It was Dorothy Parker, about Katharine Hepburn. But you were close.

Going back a ways, Ephraim Zimbalist Jr.'s portrayal of Inspector Erskine on “The FBI” struck me as one of the most bland, wooden performances ever. Nobody expects you to play an FBI agent as a laff riot, but there’s a difference between “strong and silent” (think Eastwood) and, well, dull.

Good catch–thanks for correction.

Fyi, my source: Orson Welles on a TV talk show in the 1970s. He may have been preoccupied with thinking about lunch.

On the same show, Welles quoted another critical putdown, now common: A critic said an actor was suffering from “delusions of adequacy.” Don’t know what wag originated that one.

And someone once said that directing Charlton Heston was like trying to direct a lumberyard.

That female lead in the Twilight movies. So bad at expressing emotion there are hilarious youtubes mocking her for this

It’s been a while since I’ve seen it but Steven Van Zandt as Silvio on The Sopranos was like that IIRC.

Kostner couldn’t play a dead man. Toby Whatshisname who plays Spiderman is more boring than a parrot pining for the fjords.

My mileage doesn’t vary at all: Jones is the very first person I thought of when I saw this thread title. She is a stupefyingly bad - and cold - actress, and IMHO her presence really hurts the show. I cringe every time she is on screen.

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Sorry- left over from another thread, no idea how I dropped it here.