Bond. James Bond.
Hi there.
I don’t post much, but I used to be known as Mister V. Which I decided was a bad name for a seventeen-year-old guy.
Hey, I remember the “old” you - didn’t we get paired together in a dopers whose names go together thread a while back?
I’m still the same old Scribble. Well, with a few extra pounds.
I don’t know.
Jomo Mojo is now Johanna.
Yeah, that sounds vaguely familiar.
I suppose now I’m looking for someone named “Relative”.
Two can play that game, honeybunch.
umop ap!sdn used to be cityboy916 (where’s your name change thread, dear?).
LMAO. 
That’s the one. I didn’t start a thread for my second name change, but for a while I had a link in my sig to a thread that made it clear why “cityboy” would no longer suffice. 
But I think the OP already knows that (see my current sig). 
I’m the same me as I was before you disappeared for awhile!
At three score and five
I’m very much alive
I still got the jive to survive
with the heroes and villains
(be doo be doo wah)
Nobody important.
Or Vodka.
No one of consequence…
I’d tell you, but then I have to…
I’m still here, and I’ve convinced someone I know “off the boards” to join the SDMB. So if you run into Long Time First Time, be nice to her!
Hmpf. Same old same old here.
My IRL friends think I’m nuts for hanging out here, I guess. I haven’t been able to convert a single one of them.
I changed my name to Sk8tr-dood3987 and refuse to post here anymore. You guys are just way too smart for me.
heads off to some AOL chat room
Still zoogirl. Someday, when I’m all growed up. I might get a capital “Z”!
Name change alert! Let’s have a big round of applause for Number Six… I mean… **
{{{{{{{Kaitlyn!}}}}}}}**