Who Are You

Okay here goes

I don’t post very often but when someone asks you to talk about themselfs what can you do?

I am Male 20 and single.

I currently to earn money I am (mostly) a systems admin. At a software company, I also write software and do other stuff.

I enjoy acting; I am currently rehearsing for a play in November.

I enjoy singing but don’t claim to very good (Well not often :slight_smile: )

I enjoy reading science fiction and also watching it, I also enjoy real science.

I enjoy playing computer game, especially against other people; I meet up with a group of friends about once a moth to do this.

And I make loads of typseing errors, but try to remember to spell check everything I do

Also I’m from the UK, England at the moment, origionally Wales though :slight_smile:

. . . .and I should probably make sure I actually read what I’ve typed before posting.

Who am I? I’m the guy who posts with this ridiculous username, that’s who.

I’m a 19-year-old Texan about to start my second year of college. I work at a pottery barn, but, incredibly, I’m not gay. In fact, I’m madly in love with a girl I’ve never actually met (racinchikki). I bought her a Swiss Army knife, which turned out to be a good thing, because it’s the only utensil she has until her mom ships her dishes and such to her.

I’m Richard “Muffin” Culpeper (and yes, that’s always been my nick-name).

I live in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, which is a small city on the northern shore of Lake Superior on the Canadian shield. Lots of rocks and trees and water! Needless to say, I’m very much into wilderness, and try to go paddling whenever possible. The people here are terrific – mostly easy going, friendy and polite, and the city has a very active arts community. I’m very happy here.

I’m a lawyer with the top firm in town, and used to be an English professor. To get through school (Hons. B.A., M.A., LL.B.), I taught kayaking, and I still hold my tickets for sprint racing and for wild water. I run a dragon boat canoe race each year for charity (100 teams, 2200 competitors, 20,000 spectators, and about a hundred grand for the charities). Five years ago I placed 17th in the world in Telemark Super-G (downhill skiing on edged cross country skis), and although I am no longer on the National Team, I still spend quite a few hours on the boards seeing just how fast I can go.

I read voaraciously. Best sellers, poli-sci, envrio, world history. I also like to surf the net. My background is in classics, Renaissance drama, the history of novels, and cinema, and my grad thesis was on feminist literature, so I hold my own in heavy discussions, but I tend not to participate too much (I’d rather be on my feet arguing in the courtroom than at a seminar discussing an author’s philosophy).

Musically, I’m pretty ecclectic. Given my d’ruthers, I like to head out to the beach at Prince and Jarvis with my classical guitar and the electric keyboard my sister loaned me and putz about with Bach and my own stuff under the hot afternoon sun. The beach is lovely, and is surrounded on both sides by forested cliffs. The water is so shallow that even though it is icy Lake Superior, it is still swimmable. And best yet, there is seldom anyone there (and yes, of course I skinny dip). My own little piece of heaven!

Politically, I’m a tree hugger, and over the years have done a fair bit to protect rivers in my province. A few weeks ago I made a trade with a local riding president: if he spends some time on my enviro boards, I’ll spend some time working in his riding, so it looks like I’m moving in from the fringe and into mainstream politics.

I’m single, but due to a hectic schedule I’m not actively looking at the moment. (Ironically, I was short listed for “most eligible bachelor” in our city last year. Nice to know I can be as objectified as the next piece of meat.) Anyone women out there who like to ballroom dance, drop off waterfalls, read and talk about the world around them and about the history of ideas, ski fast, play their own music, and throw löyly, and who are looking for their own personal masseur with similar interests, just drop me a line.

In the meantime, I am well and truly blessed to have terrific friends who love me. I gain strength from them, and as the years go by, I am more and more amazed at how wonderful they are. They challenge me, refresh me, and cherish me. Karen is a vegan chef. Bryan is a senior environmental lawyer. Janet is a toxicologist earning her Ph.D. Marie is a university sys op. Brent is a network engineer. Julian is a radical environmentalist. They are all warm, insightful, and thoughtful, and push me to think about who I am and how I relate to the world around me. I can’t say enough about these folks. They are simply fabulous!

I have a sister, Jennifer, who is the controller of a heavy stamping division in the automotive industry. We live about a thousand miles apart, so I don’t get to see her as often as I’d like. I am so very, very proud of her! When I visit, I like to curl up in front of her wood stove and listen to her play Beethoven on her grand. She is brilliant, wise and talented, and I adore her!

Finally, to know me is to know my cat, Yoda. He purrs a lot and likes to snuggle. Same with me. Oops, here he is now, flopping upside down, staring at me, and waving his front paws in the air. Purr, purr, purr. What a happy little guy.

My name is Silver Fire.

(Hi, Silver Fire!)

Yes, hello. I’m old enough to vote, but not quite old enough to (legally) drink. Beer is yucky (but I’ll drink it, I suppose). I love tequila. And anything cinnamon, like Hot 100 or Aftershock.

I’m a big, fat pothead. I only recently came to realize this. I was going to quit but decided that I didn’t really feel like it. So I smoke. ::shrugs::

I love South Park. And the Simpsons. I can’t help it.

I’m a telemarketer. (At least, I hope I’m a telemarketer. I had a phone interview on Thursday. I have a live interview on Monday. So we’ll see how that works out.)

I’ve had “Stinkfist” stuck in my head for two days. And I’m okay with that. I love Tool. I guess I don’t really have a favorite Tool song, but I play “H” a whole lot. And “Opiate”. And “Eulogy”. And “Forty-Six & 2”. And “The Grudge”. I like lots of other bands too, but I’m not going to name them all here.

I live with my parents and I hate it. But I’m moving out (hopefully).

Someone once said to me, “You don’t live. You just kind of… exist.” That’s the single most true thing anyone has ever said about me. And that is so sad.

BING! I’m the magically-resurrecting thread!

I’m 27 years old, just had my birthday on September 23rd.

I went to a community college for radio and television and drama, but never really felt like I belonged, as it was in small-town central Illinois. However, during my stint I DID manage to meet a cute little blonde girl that would become Mrs. Chastain, so, in the words of Bill Murray, “I got THAT goin’ for me…”

Tried to stay in radio for as long as I could, but found that starving was not to my liking. Sold my soul to “The Man” and currently me and the missus live in Phoenix, where I am a corporate trainer for Big Blue. However, the creative bug is still alive within me, and I hope to have my first novel completed in a year’s time, a fictional piece I won’t bore you with here.

My mind is constantly working on a million different things, so I log into the SDMB about once a week or so to learn stuff. (Some of it is admittedly best left unlearned, I will admit.)

Been married for going on 4 years now. No kids, and no immediate plans to have any. Two cats, who both feel they are secretly human and are plenty pissed about the shitty food and lack of access to “the outside world.” One just sat down in my lap, actually. :slight_smile:

Regardless, this is my life. And it’s ending one minute at a time, if you buy into Palahniuk’s theory.

But I wouldn’t change it for anything.

Just wanted to chime in with my $0.02.

I just stand around and look good.

originally posted by jinwicked

…and I must say, you do it well.

Miaow! indeed.

However, I am happily engaged, and to be married in a month’s time.

But hey! Some of us did notice. :wink:
Anyway, engaged is just part of who I am (although it seems to be encompassing a larger and larger part of our lives :confused: :))

I am 26, male, about 5’ 9". Slim, redhead, another proud facial hair owner.

Work at one of the larger computer companies around, tech support. 3rd shift. Turning into a bat.

**That is an interesting thought. When I met d_redgal(yes, she is a redhead too), she was the goth. Now I find that I am sensitive to bright light, and she wears colors!:confused: **

I love my cat, who is a long haired Himalayan-mix with chocolate points. How does such a beautiful cat become a stray?

Self-described otaku anime fanboy and frustrated that I have no box to install Linux on at the moment
:mad:

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I’m a 24 year old female master’s student doing time in New Mexico until I finish courses and get my thesis approved (hopefully next May). I’m an Oregonian, and got my B.S. at Oregon State University. My area of study is grassland ecology, and I’m hoping to become a consultant on restoration and revegetation projects.

I get a little rabid about music at times. My favorite artists currently are Ben Kweller, Mark Lanegan, Nick Cave, Concrete Blonde, TMBG, Rockwell Church, Willy Porter, Spoon, Sparklehorse, White Stripes, OK GO, The Shins, and The Frames. I have about 300 CD’s and 12 gigs worth of MP3’s so those are only the tip of the iceberg.

I worked in a petshop as an undergrad, but my pet collection has since dwindled to one saltwater reef aquarium, one freshwater planted aquarium, and two cats. I also have tons of houseplants, and have been told I have a green thumb.

When I’m not studying or doting on my cats, I work out and lift weights, post here and a couple other message boards, read (mostly non-fiction lately), listen to Car Talk, and dream of landing a job in the great PNW.

IRL, I am called Endwing of Seven Tholes. I come from the planet Throgat, which is approximately 83 light years away (I always use local units). Our race calls itself H’nerkos. I am a H’nerko.

My spaceship uses esoteric particles to produce the appearance of FTL travel. I do not understand the principles. But then I do not understand the principles of your internal combustion engine so it’s not surprising.

I am a member of the Tholes clan of District Coronovix in Throgat. My family consists of eighty-three other Sevens. I have no offspring, just a pet lupert called Loopy. He closely resembles a domestic cat, except more aloof. I am on Earth on holiday. While here, I pretend to be human and my hobbies consist of flying my spaceship at night with coloured lights flashing while masking it from radar, making crop circles and abducting and returning people unharmed. These are very popular pastimes for H’nerkos on holiday. I am approximately 83.6387442 Earth years in age and am considered young by dugrat standards. When I return to Throgat I will resume my career as a dweklon thragster.

I enjoy television, especially science fiction shows. It is clear that the one you call Gene Roddenberry was actually a member of the Yenor, who are well known pranksters. They often visit less advanced races and found religions. There are lots of fascinating people on this planet but beware of the one known as Uri Geller. I haven’t yet identified which planet he’s from but it certainly isn’t Earth.

May your luperts always be hairy.

Go Alien (aka Endwing of Seven Tholes)

the girl who hasn’t been here in quite a long time…and hasn’t posted to this thread in over a year. sadness reigns I miss you all! bawls her eyes out and gets puffy eyes I’ll give you all two pieces of news though. The bad news first…my computer usage has been restricted by my parents. :frowning: Heh…you don’t want me to explain that, do you? (I realize I’m 21…but it’s not my computer and I’m living with my parents.) The good news…I’m pregnant…oh no, that’s not it. I’m not. I meant that I’m working. lol Retail. Hehe. Talk to you all later. : ) hugs and kisses

I’m male, on the south side of 40, but still north of 50.
Live in lovely Nortern Minnesota, and can’t stand it when people complain about it being too warm.
I’ve lurked here for some time, and have just recently gotten into posting.
I have a listing of my favorite “sigs” from various people on this board.
My two favorites are:
“I don’t think so, therefore I’m probably not.”
“Cancel Easter. They found the body.”
I work in the IT dept of a large health care system.

I’ve got a smartass sense of humor, but usually feel “outsmartassed” on this board.

What to say, what to say. As a newbie, I guess I better jump on one of these threads and say hello.

I’m 31, married (six years now), two boys (1 and 3), five cats (Indy, Tess, Winston, Cassandra, and Frisco), and one dog (Holly), 3rd generation Californian. However, I live in a really rural part of the state (western slopes of the Sierra Nevada, about 50 miles east of Fresno) and I love it here.

I’m bald (partially due to genetics and partially due to the razor) and wear a full beard. Pretty stocky (5’8", 190 lbs.) but fairly athletic. I play basketball ususally every week at a community court and can usually hold my own with the kids. Just built a mini-ramp in the backyard. I’ve even managed to tell people with a straight face that it is for the boys. I just figured what the hell. I always wanted one when I was younger and never had the room, money or time. Now I do.

Graduated from high school in 1989, promptly flunked out of college, worked as a nanny on a farm in Germany for a couple of years, traveled across four continents, inspected fruit and vegetables for the USDA, lived on unemployment, played too many video games and smoked too much herb, went back to school, received BA’s in Linguistics and Anthropology and an MA in Linguistics (Phonology).

I am now a working archaeologist which I love. I never thought it could be a career but it is and it is great. The only problem is constantly having to explain that 1) No, we’re not digging for gold, and 2) paleontologists look for dinosaurs. However, it is better than the linguistic version of the aforementioned which is 1) Wow, how many language do you speak? and 2) I bet you have really good grammar.

In my spare time I skate, read (mostly natural history/science and fantasy with brief, well-recommended forays into science fiction), work on my motorcycle, and enjoy most outdoor activities that don’t involve the internal combustion engine.

I love being a dad. It has been the most rewarding and frustrating experience of my life. None of my experiences prepared me for the emotional roller-coaster kids send you on, and mine are only 1 and 3!

The wife and I have a great relationship. She was the first woman I ever met who saw my “cool” exterior for what it was and didn’t put up with any of my bullshit. I love her for that. She’s a teacher but is staying home with the boys. Best decision we ever made. We’re poor, but we have good, smart kids.

Things I like: Tolkien, Monty Python, They Might Be Giants, the genius of Christopher Guest and Michael McKean, Wilco, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Carl Sagan, Steven Jay Gould, Chomsky, Optimality Theory, Michael Moore, The Onion, Stiff Little Fingers, Independent Truck Company, Austin City Limits, Junkyard Wars, Irish Setter boots, customer service, Marshalltown trowels, Gore-Tex, waterfalls and meadows and mountains you have to hike to see, vintage Dewey Weber surfboards, The Endless Summer, The Pietasters, meat that is still bloody when you take it off the grill, Makers Mark, Lufkin measuring tapes, Makita drills, Triumph motorcycles, role-playing games, locally-owned businesses, Civ II and Alpha Centauri, Richard Dawkins, the color green, 1966 tri-power GTOs, Birkenstocks, flintknapping, the Oakland A’s, maps, the Bundesliga, Buck knives, the John Muir Wilderness Area, Metallica’s Ride the Lightening album, used books stores, coffee, surfing at 38th Street in Capitola, Reservoir Dogs, optimists, and…hmmm…there is one more thing but I can’t think of it right now, it is a message board but the name escapes me.

I greet you all with the exuberance of a poorly-trained puppy.

OK, I’ll play.

I’m 37, female, married with one daughter. I’m Italian, he’s Irish, so our daughter is Gaelic and Garlic. I have three cats (Tasha, Tee and Cara), two rats (Milo and Rodney) and a 7-month old mastiff (Gracie).

Born and raised in Chicago, dropped out of high school but went to college. I’ve had something like 37 jobs, never really interested in a “career.” I write, I make costumes, I do a lot of crafts, I cook, I garden, and have managed to parlay most of my numerous hobbies into a fairly decent part-time income.

I have ADD, CTS, severe nearsightedness and mild-to-moderate osteoarthritis. I have long fingernails and short hair, both currently bright red, neither naturally so. I am very small, but I sound big. I smoke cigarettes and drink a lot of coffee. I am a picky eater.

I love music of all kinds, except for rap and mezzo sopranos. If I had one wish I’d wish for musical ability. I sing, but most people wish I wouldn’t. I took eight years of guitar lessons with no success and have resigned myself to being guitarded. If I were single again, I’d most likely be a groupie.

I am a voracious reader and my one true wild talent is the ability to read faster than anyone I know. I have no idea how I do it, although people ask me all the time.

I cannot drive a stick shift, I’m afraid of spiders and bridges and I’m phobic about having my face touched.

Alrighty, I’ll chime in, I’m a sucker for revealing bits of myself online :slight_smile:

I’m a 28yo woman, born and living in Brisbane, Australia. I dig chicks, and presumably (hopefully?) there are some chicks out there that dig me.

I’ve been a computer nerd since as long as I can remember - my typing speed has been clocked at 120WPM. Apparently this boggles peoples’ minds. When I tell them I’ve been typing for 24 years, their minds boggle some more. It’s just me.

Not surprisingly, I do the computer nerd thing for a living. I am a contractor, my specialty being networking - though those skills seem to be slipping as the contracts I’ve been doing lately have been mostly desktop support or small networks. I’ve only been working for myself for 7.5 months, though I’ve been in the industry for almost 9 years. In many ways I am far from where I ever thought I’d be - I always wanted to be in the RAAF or Army. But it would seem I am successful (so far) in this line of work. I’m enjoying it while it lasts. Burnout is not far away, I can feel it in my bones. A change of career is tempting…

Most of my friends would describe me as kind, caring, sometimes a little too shy, very occasionally too outgoing. I’m the kind of person that pretty much everyone seems to get on with. I try not to judge people, but sometimes, try as I might, I do it and hate myself for it.

I guess in some ways I’m your typical geeky type - I’m quiet, keep to myself for the most part, don’t cope well in highly social situations (big parties etc), enjoy Star Trek… but on the other hand, I do not have a penchant for wearing black, drinking strong coffee, reading Sci Fi/Fantasy books.

I have two doggies, my white shepherd, Mitch, and my rottweiler, Katie. Mitch is 4 and a half, Katie a year older. I’ve had Katie for about 18 months, though the two of them have been friends since Mitch was a puppy.

I am learning the guitar, and to this end have recently purchased an Epiphone SQ-180 Don Everly signature guitar . It has a very narrow neck to accommodate my small hands. I love playing it, but am not going to push myself to practice, practice, practice. I am simply going to enjoy playing it for the sake of playing it :slight_smile:

I am a volleyball nut. At the peak of my nuttiness, I played four nights a week and trained on yet another night. This lasted about 6 months. Now I’ve settled down a bit and play in the Queensland Volleybal Association’s Metro competition on Monday nights for a club called Vulture Street . They’re nice people and I like my team members. I play as a passer/outside hitter. We train on Thursday nights. I’ve also been playing for a social team on tuesday nights. All this has come to a sudden stop due to my right shoulder’s rotator cuff deciding it wants to be torn. wail I am to play in the international Gay Games which is in November. Between physio and rest, I’m hoping my shoulder will be back in shape in time.

Hmmm… what else. Not much else to say, so I’ll stop now!

Max :slight_smile:

I’m a girl from Melbourne, I love The Whitlams and Opeth and this boy who doesn’t love me anymore.
I’ve been told many times that I look like Kate from b[if]tek, though there don’t seem to be any pictures of her anywhere on the net.

I spent the best part of the last year convincing myself that communism is something I should devote my life to, and snapped out of it some time in the last few months. I hate John Howard, and the Australian government in general, and I kinda despise Bush too.

I have moral objections to artificial substances/objects/etc that are supposed to make people happy. Drugs, fun parks, those stupid plastic headbands with sparkly balls on top… I steer clear of all that.

I tend to love animals more than people, am a vegetarian and if dropped in the middle of nowhere with no food, a gun and an animal, I’d shoot myself rather than the animal.

I’m scared of dead birds. And dead baby possums. I would like to save the world one day. I wish I could sing.

Born 3 December 1922 at Webster, WI.

Grew up in Cherokee, IA, graduated high school in 1940.

Worked as a motion picture projectionist for about 1-1/2 yrs.

Enlisted in Army 22 September 1942.

Graduated as 2[sup]nd[/sup] Lt. pilot Apr 1944

Married to my first wife 20 April 1944

Pilot instructor Merced, CA

Overseas to Martin B-26 bomb group Nov. 1944

Out of army and to State University of Iowa 1945-1950

Electrical engineer designing test systems for rocket and guided missile tests for Navy.

Retired in 1981.

Recovering alcoholic since 11 Oct., 1981.

My first wife and I celebrated 58[sup]th[/sup] anniversary last April.

I stand around a lot more and look much better than that guy who said he stands around and looks good.

Man, that don’t amount to much for 80 years work, does it?

Maxxxie - thanks for the guitar link — that may be JUST what I need!

David Simmons - I’d be very proud if, after eighty years, I could claim a life like yours.

I’m 19, female, and a junior at UW. I’m a junior because I transferred from a (nasty little, IMHO) private school whose classes all counted for 4 credit hours, and plus I took a lot of APs in high school. It’s pretty sweet.

I major in English, which I’m supposed to be aggressively pursuing at this point, but I keep getting distracted by things that I’m not as interested in, but are still extremely cool. F’r example, three key terms that got thrown around this week were “summer abroad” and “geology” and “Iceland.” I’m yet another English major who’s unwilling to go to grad school and doesn’t really like any of the standard job prospects. (“Teaching?” “Journalism?” BLECH!!)

I work too hard and too much. For a great example of this, go see the 450-page homemade online comic that’s stored on my website. I made the whole thing in about 2 years, just because school sucked and I needed something to do.

I’m a lesbian, and I used to be extremely shy and neurotic about it. I’ve, uh, gotten a lot better since I made that post. Didn’t stop me from spending a couple of years living through my computer because I was afraid IRL people wouldn’t accept me.

As a direct corollary, a lot of my friends are online. Yes, they are real friends, and it bothers me when people look at me funny for that.

I grew up only in the Midwest and am completely sick of it. As soon as I graduate, I’m planning on moving to a coast, or to some nice major city in Canada.

I have one parent who’s a little too trusting (“Uhh, hello… listen, I just got a call from the bank… they’ve worried about a charge that showed up for United Air… is it a legitimate entry?” “Yeah, Dad, it is.” “Okay then.”) and one parent who’s a little too overprotective (who used to check for car accidents whenever I was over 20 minutes late home from school.) Between the two of them, it works out rather well. I also have a little sister who’s cool and posts here occasionally.

I hate sports and exercise. I love the internet, movies, and junk food. I weigh far less than I ought to. :stuck_out_tongue: