[QUOTE=Roland Orzabal]
My takes on a few liquors served straight up:
Vodka - Pretty much just water with an edge; by far the easiest to drink straight. Don’t buy anything cheaper than Smirnoff or Skyy.
Tequila - My original drink of choice, for no other reason than that during my first night out, “1800” was the first thing out of my mouth when asked what I wanted. Tastes medium-bad, doesn’t burn too much. Cuervo doesn’t suck; Herradura’s not worth the money; Patron’s good stuff if you can afford it.
Gin - Cheap or top-shelf, it tastes like Pine-Sol unless it’s fresh out of the coldest freezer you’ve got. When properly chilled, surprisingly tasty; some have a hint of fruit on the back end. I recommend Bombay Sapphire.
Scotch - Aged, distilled essence of ass. Never again.
Bourbon - Eh, if nothing better’s available, a shot of Jack or Jim can hit the spot. Tastes worse and burns worse than tequila. Don’t have a favorite as I tend to avoid it.
Rum - Straight regular rum is horrid, straight coconut rum is worse (I despise coconut), straight Captain or similar spiced rum isn’t half bad. Tastes like someone started spiking the cider jug and forgot to stop.
Everclear - A hell of a lot better than you’d think. Even less taste than vodka. Burns the worst of anything, obviously, but if you’ve ever taken the Blazin’ Challenge at Buffalo Wild Wings it’s nothing you can’t handle. As another bonus, take two shots and you’re set for hours.
ETA: If you find you prefer tequila over vodka, my guess would be that “burn” is more of a concern for you than taste; for me, it’s the opposite. Vodka doesn’t hurt too bad, but it’s worse than tequila. Whatever you do, don’t try Everclear.
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Hm, I don’t remember if I’ve tried straight gin ice-cold. Maybe that’s what I’ve been missing. Rum is waaay too sweet for me, especially when mixed with coke, but I did like a Mount Gay really really dark one that they only had in Barbados. But even that I could only have one glass of before my sweet taste buds committed suicide.
And it’s definitely the taste, not the burn that bothers me. I’m with you on scotch, but I just really like the taste of tequila. I think Cuervo is terrible, but there are a couple middling ones that aren’t bad. But I do really miss Patron. I don’t know what it is though, but vodka just tastes like absolute crap. The better the vodka, the less the crap taste is, until you’re drinking Grey Goose, which tastes like water with only a bit of crap in it.
And Everclear’s ok, but not my favorite flavor. My fire performance group in college switched to it from white gas to do firebreathing in our shows once we realized that although it burned much much less, putting naptha (or was it benzene?) in our mouths was a really terrible idea.