Who else masturbates with their non-dominant hand?

[Beckdawrek]

@Ambivalid

I didn’t realize women didn’t masturbate. Ignorance fought, thank you.

No, no I didn’t say that. At. All.
I was commenting on how men talk about things as compared to how women talk.
Sorry if I hi-jacked.

[Ambivalid]

@Beckdawrek

No, no I didn’t say that. At. All.
I was commenting on how men talk about things as compared to how women talk.
Sorry if I hi-jacked.

So which hand do you use, if you use your hands at all (vibrators, etc.)?

[Methyl_Ethyl_Death]

I use the dominate right hand to navigate through the internet while left hand keeps Mr. Little Methyl stimulated until I come upon the ultimate porn pic/video whereupon righty takes over and finishes the job.

I’m single, no kids…just for the record.

[Beckdawrek]

Nm

[kayaker]

@Beckdawrek

Nm

That is so hot. Unless that means “never mind”!?

I’m right handed for almost everything. Ambidextrous for self-pleasure.

[Two_Many_Cats]

I’ve heard a latex glove can feel like a partner.

Beats getting pins and needles during the act.

[running_coach]

@Two_Many_Cats

I’ve heard a latex glove can feel like a partner.

Beats getting pins and needles during the act.

Luxury! I had to use sharp sticks and rocks from the empty lot down the street.

[ZipperJJ]

@DinoR

I’m right handed and generally prefer “dating Miss Michigan.” That would be the right hand which forms the “mitten” parrt of the state. Sometimes I swing with Miss Upper Peninsula or invite them both for a threesome.

Using the right hand to point out state locations within the lower peninsula is an actual thing. The UP piece is not something I ever saw used. Dating Miss Michigan is an actual euphemism for masturbation.

Mustard plug’s “Miss Michigan” is now running through my head. :smack:

Is it a real euphemism?? I’m a fan of the band and the song, I thought it was about a calendar Ignorance fought - 20 years on!

[Jophiel]

@Two_Many_Cats

I’ve heard a latex glove can feel like a partner.

Especially if you want to pretend that your partner is a dental hygienist.

[Ambivalid]

@Two_Many_Cats

I’ve heard a latex glove can feel like a partner.

Beats getting pins and needles during the act.

It would be like having to wear a condom…for a handjob. Yay!

[Lemur866]

You know who else masturbated with their non-dominant hand?

[running_coach]

@Lemur866

You know who else masturbated with their non-dominant hand?

Helen Keller?

[Jophiel]

Captain Hook?

[Ambivalid]

@Lemur866

You know who else masturbated with their non-dominant hand?

Trump?

[eschereal]

@ZipperJJ

Is it a real euphemism?? I’m a fan of the band and the song, I thought it was about a calendar Ignorance fought - 20 years on!

Apparently enough of one as to be in the UD. Which, upon examination, does not mean much.

[Doctor_Jackson]

I would, but my dominant hand keeps the submissive one tied up in the dungeon.

[Ambivalid]

@Doctor_Jackson

I would, but my dominant hand keeps the submissive one tied up in the dungeon.

like

[AHunter3]

@Doctor_Jackson

I would, but my dominant hand keeps the submissive one tied up in the dungeon.

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[Beckdawrek]

kinky

[DinoR]

@ZipperJJ

Is it a real euphemism?? I’m a fan of the band and the song, I thought it was about a calendar Ignorance fought - 20 years on!

It really is.

Before there was Urban Dictionary or Mustard Plug I had heard and used that euphemism while living in Michigan. I only recall the designation of the left as Miss Upper Peninsula among my social circle as a follow-on to the more widespread joke. I wouldn’t assume it was just a creative friend as opposed to one who heard that modification elsewhere.