Who else plans to get crunk Election Night?

This calls for some rye and not in a toast. Just straight up drinking.

The encrunkenment finally has begun.

It went bad, fast.
FYI, the ingredients for Satan’s Spritzer is Diet Mountain Dew and Everclear, garnished with a pickled Brussels sprout.

And, gawdelpme, I did.

WTF, emphasis on the Whiskey…