Who enjoys "porno style" sex ?

When was the last time you watched a porno? I realize that from the late 60s on up through the early 90s they were badly scripted, badly acted, akward videos with weird funk and/or jazz music playing in the background, but the porn you see today is very different. “Gonzo”-style porn (which seems to be dominating the industry right now) looks (and in a way, is) much more natural and realistic. There are even internet porn-stars now that perform solely with their significant others. It doesn’t get much more “real” than that.

I don’t think the “porno style” sex you’re thinking of really exists anymore, unless you want to come back an define it. Using my definition, then yes, I quite enjoy it :).

It depends on the partner and the level of trust.

Really? I find that wearing a tie adds a certain degree of swank to the occasion.

Hot muppet loving??? :eek:
:smiley: Max.

He’s got the nose for it.

::d&r::

I wish I’d found this picture before posting my oh-so-witty reply. Just what exactly IS he doing with that chicken?? :wink:

Max.

Bork! Bork! Bork!

OK, that officially cracked me up!

Mainly because Mrs. Mercotan and I once viewed a video where the young lady, at the height of passion, made similar noises. I said “so that’s what the woman who did the voice for the Swedish Chef is doing now”.
Anastasaeon’s sign ensued.

Have you guys seen this Captain Stabbin’ thing? They pick girls up, take them on their boat, have sex with them, and then they throw them off the boat. I should totally go all women’s college on it, but just between me and you, folks - it cracks me up. I die laughing thinking about it, every time. They throw them off the boat!! I mean, if that’s all your guy watches, I might suspect he’s a little mean spirited, but just enjoying it among other things - it’s a riot! Plus, you know they’ve got to be actresses and get paid for it.

Anyway, I get a kick out if it also because while the sex is a little man-centered, the girls make a good show of enjoying it and the guys are always talking to them, not making stolid Iron Curtain-ish faces. I think even more guy-centered porn is becoming more concerned with the women’s sexual pleasure, even when they, snort, throw them after the boat when they’re done. :wink:

checks my sign

draws a penis on it

holds sign up again

Unless you’re talking about my sign, which is Gemini… which would mean… woohoo! Twins ensued!
Porn is a powerful thing.

:smiley:

Sorry, sorry! Damn typo. Should have said “sig”, not “sign”.

That’s the funniest thing I read all day. I’m guessing there’s not a whole lot of porn where one of the requirements is “Actress must be able to at least tread water.”

There’s samples on the website, FYI. “Must be able to squeal and act real surprised when thrown off boat.”