Who Had The Best Bust You Have Seen?

All of the above. The best boobs in the world are the ones in my line of sight.

Once upon a time, someone on the SDMB linked to a full zipped archive of all Playboy models from the 1950s through the 1990s. Of all of those, Victoria Valentino in 1963 was the definite winner for the complete package.

I don’t feel like I could vote on Hollywood actresses’ since I haven’t seen most of them topless. Jennifer Love Hewitt certainly is the winner for cleavage though.

NSFW artistic photo of Victoria: [spoiler]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4181904/196309_Victoria_Valentino_21.jpg[/spoiler]

First a disclaimer: I was much much younger then and this was before anyone knew she was underaged. The winner is: Traci Lords.

Just want to share a picture I find quite funny. Liz Taylor’s expression while looking at Rita Hayworth at a dinner.

Seems Liz is wondering if she may need an escape route.

Um, enipla, isn’t that Sophia Loren looking at Jayne Mansfield?

I’d nominate Sofia Vergara.

J.

Yep. I missed on both counts. I can never put names with faces. Or other parts. :slight_smile:

Just seems a funny pic.

I’m another fan of petite boobies. Goldie Hawn, back in the day – yummy!

She is a real cutie, Rat, and I’m not usually a fan of nude photos but I like that picture.

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

Then again, that does mean there is more to snack on later.

Rosanna Arquette, Rosario Dawson, Salma Hayek, Marlee Matlin, and Winona Ryder all deserve mention.

My ex-boyfriend always said that Jamie Lee Curtis had the best breasts ever. (In her youth, obviously.)

Salma Hayek in Desperado.

Salma Hayek. How the hell is this even a question?

Have to agree. Larger breasts are not even my preference, but this is undeniably true.

As witnessed in Trading Places.

Gemma Atkinson (in the “my-hands-aren’t-big-enough” category)
Jennifer Connely
Halle Berry

Special mention: Sophia Loren

Jennifer Tilly deserves a mention I think.

Really? They’re hardly even there.

Penelope Cruz, however…

You are SO RIGHT!

How you people can choose just one, or even a few, from all the myriad of wonderful boobage out there is something I will never understand. I like so many that it would be impossible to narrow it down, or even order them by preference. They’re all just classified together in the “truly spectacular” category, a Bose-Einstein condensate of single-state perfection, if you will.

It amused me very much, though, that Google image search has a setting for image sizes, which is hilarious in this context. Available options:

Any size
Large
Medium
Larger than…
Exactly…
:smiley: