Jack Bauer could save Christmas. Too bad he will have to slaughter all the reindeer and half the elves to do it.
Also, The Terminator --except that the Terminator kills Santa and impersonates him in order to infiltrate every home on Earth, and then kills every single human. But – Christmas is saved … er, somehow.
After he’s done that, every single human is completely filled with love and the spirit of Christmas!
(statements about the empty set are fun!)
“I’ll be back…for Christmas.”
After Santa finds a facehugger under his tree, it’s up to the Predators to save Christmas!
Well, there was the in-show Family Guy Christmas special of “KISS Saves Santa”. So I suppose that could be one.
I’d like the guys at Gearbox to make a Borderlands 2 DLC where you save Christmas on Pandora. Admit it, you’d buy it.
Gandalf should save Christmas - with the help of the EntWives.
IIRC, there was an add-on for Duke Nukem 3D where Duke saved Christmas.
Pretty sure Rankin-Bass already made that one.
Oh wait, that was The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus. I don’t remember who here I first saw call it Hobbit Claus, but I thank you.
Gandalf hasn’t saved Christmas, but Tolkien did write a children’s book about Father Christmas and his (badass, naturally) elves saving Christmas.
Should? Hellboy and/or Buckaroo Banzai.
Harry Dresden. Or better still, Sandman Slim.
