“We think somebody may have taken the brains, but we don’t know at all for sure,” psychology Professor Tim Schallert, co-curator of the collection, told the Austin American-Statesman"
One of the missing brains is thought to be that of Whitman, the infamous tower sniper.
We should be sympathetic to the university in this time of loss and not even think about making jokes.
“Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck’s?”
“No…”
“Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?”
"Then you won’t be angry…?
“I will NOT be angry…”
(Also blatantly stolen from elsewhere)
"Look, Dean, I Tried to tell you! You can’t just lop off the top, yank out the goop, jam in some extra bits into what you call “unused ports”, shove them back in, and call them “educated”.
For one thing, these are human beings, not crappy Packard Bell towers! For another, just look out across this campus! Just Where the HELL would you have us even Begin!?"
