Who here has caught either parent masterbating?

my dad kept his porno mags in their bedroom closet. there was a peice of sheet rock missing between the bathroom closet and their bedroom closet. i would crawl thru and grab some mags and jack off in the bathroom.
my mom and dad split up and i thought he must have overlooked taking his mags. my mom worked nights as a bar maid, so it was becoming routine for me to hear her with a man late at night after i had fallen asleep and she finished her shift. she would also take naps in the afternoon when i would get home from school. i would sneek in the closet and grab a few mags and go jack off. when i went into the closet, the door was slightly open and i saw my mom looking at a mag and rubbing herself. i had caught glimpses of both her her pussy and tits, she would walk around in a short robe or komona, and it was always coming open, but this was the first time i was able to get a real long look. she was a redhead and i was always facinated with her red bush, only a couple in the mags, and she had really large breast. i wanted to jack off but was afraid i’d make noise and get caught. i watched as much as i could, even started to stay awake at night and watch her with guys, a few times with other women and was shocked the first time i watched her with 2 men

Cool story bro.

But did you ever watch a zombie masterbate?

Nasty!!

I’m traumatized. I have a sister – that means my parents did it TWICE.
(Seriously dude, this isn’t fetlife)

You keep on using that word. I do not think you know how it is actually spelled.

Whoosh.

Thread title: “Who here has caught either parent masterbating?” (sic)

I knew how it’s spelled. I was just poking fun at the typo.

Let’s lay this one to rest, shall we?