Simple question: who invented the bendy straw, and why? And don’t you think this technology presents an interesting option for penile enhancement?
Joseph B. Friedman. And why not? 
Thanks!
Ahh, you watched The Hudsucker Proxy on Bravo last night also, eh?
Welcome to the boards.
Good Lord! Do you mean to tell me that my dear old Uncle Bendy lied to me all those years? Oh, the sorrow.
Al Gore. 