Who is the composite Doper?

In My Humble Opinion
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He or she would be …

  1. an atheist
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  1. an American
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3.Upper-middle class
4.Highly educated

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  1. a nitpicker
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I agree on education (though I don’t think the “average” Doper has more than a bachelor’s degree). But upper-middle class? There are a lot of folks here working in minimum-wage and service industry jobs (call centers, etc.) I’m guessing the median income here is pretty close to the national average.

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Median age = over 40

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Cynical with a mushy center that peeks out every now and then.

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  1. Lefty
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Hung like a mule.

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List-obsessed

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Pet-loving

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More like a light switch.

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  1. MEME obsessed.
  2. Pun-y.

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He already exists. And tweets: https://twitter.com/typicaldoper

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  1. Watches a fair amount of TV.
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  1. Has a sense of humor.

  2. Is able to follow a meme.

Is curious.

…profit! :wink:

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Often says “INAD” and “INAL.”

Is not a doctor and is not a lawyer.

Has a wide spectrum of emotions, from :rolleyes: and :dubious: and :confused: to :wink: and :smiley: and :eek:.

“LOL” much less than most people.

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Straight.

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You guys missed a very obvious one: liberal.

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I’m too new here to be certain, but humorously intellectual with just the right amount of cynicism sprinkled in…