Who is the composite Doper?

  1. incredulous

but, it’s right there in the OP, which is less than ten words long!

  1. Likes to go off on a tangent.

IS a cat.

…especially when using circular logic

Or twelve. And knows how to deal with cat pee. (Actually, those two things go together.)

I’ve noticed this, too. And yet this is the very population that should be reproducing enthusiastically and often.

I like SDMB because it’s my favorite forum.

Cecil Adams is infallible. Whatever Cecil says is true.

I have the right to say whatever I want, so you can’t tell me to shut up.

Is a Lurker and probably has fewer than 100 posts to his/her credit.

Has killed before and will probably kill again

Has read Lord Of The Rings 2,589 times and can discuss, in great length and detail, every single detail of the book and, from memory, can easily recite the names of every character ever mentioned in the book, as well as tell you their family lineage and what they had to eat on page 349. They can also speak Elvish, but otherwise, do not speak a second language (other than a smattering of Klingon).

Repetitious.
:slight_smile:

strongly disagree

Helpful. If you need help with something, dopers will jump on it for you.

Considers emigration when opposing political party wins presidential election.

Funny as hell.
Veritable smartasses.

  1. Can give you the title and a summation of every single Star Trek TOS episode, and each of the movies.

  2. Hates George Lucas.

Unless they think you’re asking for help with homework.

Has a dark secret.

Begs for money on the internet

Has issues with their mom

Doesn’t get ‘signals’ women give