Who is the hottest guy who ever lived?

I mean who is the absolute hottest guy ever? The one that makes your knees shake, etc.

For me it’s gotta be Michael Pitt. You can bet I’ll be running out to buy Hedwig and the Angry Inch on DVD for all the shots of him in eye makeup and vinyl.

On that note, Glam Rock Boyz in general do it for me. That means I love the likes of Robert Smith, Rozz Williams (That’s a flash, click to see more pictures instantly) and yes, even Marilyn Manson on his better days.

Go ahead and post yours, pictures preferred but not required.

Mmmmm, Robert-Mikey-Rozz-Marilyn salad.

Flamingly Yours,

LC

Me. :smiley:

Ahhh…George Clooney, hands down. I see him and my mind goes blank, my heart starts beating triple-time, and I have trouble breathing. I can’t imagine anyone ever looking, acting or being sexier then him. My god.

Oded Fehr is a close second. I watch UC Undercover every week. I have no concept of what the show is even about; all I know is Oded runs around very sexily, looking incredibly do-able.

Rowrrr. These men should be my love slaves.

IMHO, the same two guys as Nacho4Sara, but I’ll reverse the order. Oded first, George a close second. Yummy!

UC Undercover is getting better, the first few shows I didn’t understand at all.

Sting.
No competition.

Benjiman Bratt!

Must…resist…urge…to make REALLY smart-ass comment.

My http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/629510 Minky is the most handsomest boy in the world. But of course I’m jaded. :slight_smile:

Honorable Mention would go to Darren Hayes formerly of Savage Garden and Kevin Richardson of the Backstreet Boys. They’re uber babes.:slight_smile:

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sigh umm, can someone please fix that link? I’m a dope.

Val Kilmer makes me pant. Mmmm. His lips just drive me nuts. However, I’ll second both Sting and George Clooney, too. Plus I have a rapidly growing affinity for Hugh Jackman. Tough, sexy, AND sweet, and the fact that he didn’t piss off this long-time X-Men fan with his portrayal of Wolverine wins him many, many points. And he can sing! ::swoon::

Oded and Andrian Paul. I can’t pick just one.

Actually, let me add one. If we’re going to go ever I will give it to John Donne. He was a Renaissance-era poet and later a minister (“Death, be not proud” and “for whom the bell tolls” are both from religious writings of Donne’s). He wrote some of the sexiest poetry ever before he became clergy, and even a little bit afterwards. Witness Batter my heart, three-personed God where he calls upon God to rape him. :eek:

The two sexiest lines of English poetry ever are from his Elegy XX: To His Mistris Going to Bed. This is basically a description of a striptease. :smiley:

License my roving hands, and let them go
Before, behind, between, above, below.

Doesn’t that just make you squirm?

He also has a poem entitled The Flea where he used the then-common notion that the blood of lovers intermingled during sex to concoct a great little scene. Some poor sumbitch has unsuccessfully tried to seduce a woman and hasn’t quite been succeeding, until he sees that a flea had just bitten her before jumping on to his arm and biting him too. So, since their blood is already mingling in the flea, what damage is left to be done through lovemaking? :smiley: Hey, it would’ve worked on me. The man was bloody brilliant. I get instantly horny whenever a guy reads Elegy XVI to me.

Now that’s hot.

cary grant.

Paul Newman. He’s gorgeous, talented, and monogamous.

fictional character: Hawkeye (thanks to James Fenimore Cooper)

James Dean, no question, end of story.
Paul Newman as a fairly close second.

John Cusack and Ben Chaplin. Mmmm.

Also young George Harrison and Bono.

Who EVER lived?

Genghis Khan. Just try to prove me wrong.

Great links!
I was going to suggest another poet of that era known for his erotic verse…but after looking at his picture - well -at least he could write.

http://www.luminarium.org/sevenlit/herrick/

Sebastian Bach, from the '80s band Skid Row.

Hugh Jackman is easy on the eyes too.

I’ve said this before: Paul Newman in his 30s and 40s was the pinnacle of male evolution.

Jess