As a child of the MTV generation, I was always a sucker for songs that also told a story. The song “Hazard” is structured around the nameless singer, who resides in the town of Hazard, and has always always been something of an outcast. He has a strong emotional connection to a girl/woman by the name of Mary, although the exact degree of their relationship is unclear. One night Mary went walking all alone, and never came home, leading the local authorities to accuse the singer.
That’s most of what we know from the -song-. What makes everything more interesting is that the video shows a great deal more of the circumstances, and leaves the interpretation of who causes Mary’s death very unclear. While their were/are apparently two versions of the video, the only one that comes up easily is the official one - linked here.
I always loved the song, it’s not one of my all-time favorites, but I enjoyed it at the time and I purchased a copy when singles became an easy thing in the days of iTunes. But I’ve gone back and forth between who the killer is. So first, a poll of the most common suspects:
- The nameless singer
- The stalking sheriff
- The unknown lover (?)
- The girl herself, as suicide
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Richard Marx has still not revealed who the killer is, although years ago they indicated that there were enough clues to be able to figure it out. My opinion is in spoilers below as to not influence anyone coming to the song for the first time, and there are a few blogs out there with detailed summaries and opinions as well. I also welcome any side theories for anyone who wants to participate!
Summary
I’ve gone back and forth over this for years, and given that there are many fantastical elements in the story, feel it’s -likely- that it was a suicide, although I wouldn’t bed money on it. The nameless singer is an unreliable narrator, and considering his history with female figures in his life, is an easy suspect. The smirking sheriff is also an easy guess, as he’s definitely an unhealthy stalker, and his attitude during the interview sure makes it look like he knows a lot and is determined to make the singer take the hit. The unknown lover from the car is a huge unknown, but would fit a crime of passion if Mary dumped him in the middle of their activity to go chasing the narrator.
All of them are plausible, but I go with suicide for one reason. The narrator is released and allowed to leave town. If the sheriff had done it, and was framing the singer, I can’t see that happening. He’s got all the authority and influence he needs to make it happen. The singer’s claims when arrested are paper thin, unbelievable, and probably easily falsifiable, and yet, they go free. The unknown lover is, frankly too unknown, and has fundamentally no screen time: yes, it could be them, but the whole point of the song and video is the narrator, the sheriff, and Mary.
Which leaves Mary. Who knows she’s badly hurt the singer, and likely could/would have chased after, recovering the scarf on the way. The singer has also told us that Mary too wished to leave the town, and her relationship with the stalker sheriff certainly gives her reason to do so. Between her own fears and hopes, a possible feeling of betrayal, and despair, suicide seems reasonable. The sheriff’s efforts to nail the singer may have come to naught as a result of the autopsy and/or coroners final report, even as the entire town obviously believes the singer guilty.