I am the type of person that if I go without a shower for one day, I look pathetic.
My hair is ungodly oily and I stink. What a lovely image, no?
The stinkiest I have ever been was when I was in Italy with my school.
On day one, I took a shower very early so as to avoid the rush.
On the evening of day one, there were plumbing issues. It was not fixed until the end of day two.
On day three, I was finally able to take a shower in the afternoon.
This happened, of course, when I had run out of American deodorant. I had run to the drugstore and picked up an Italian brand. Let me inform you…it didn’t work at all. In fact, I could swear I picked up a product that magnefies one’s stink.
I get negative points because I took a bath, as best as I could, with wet wipes.
I know that somewhere, some doper can easily top this.
