SHAME ON ME!!!
How could I have forgotten Sam Elliot?
Mom always said there’d be days like this…she just never said there’d be so MANY of them!!!
Hmmm aside from my oohh so sexy Englishman who has a fetish for purple toenails… I would say… Zorro…I like a masked man with a large sword! Then it slides from hot bucket of lust to just hottie with Harrison Ford, Pierce Brosnan, and Antonio Banderas.
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
Wow!?! Do you like Howard Stern too?
I wanna be sedated…
Me, myself and I. 
-MrSCOTT
It said ‘OF ALL TIME.’ Not just your time.
So, that be ADAM.
I saw the subject and knew I wasn’t going to be the first one to say “me”, but so far there hasn’t been anyone willing to say why they are the sexiest.
The rest of the posts are the same movie stars and musicians that turn up on every such list, and while I grant that they are attractive, I don’t see how they can be sexy… they are no more real than the light on a picture screen. They act out roles that hide their personalities, they have people hide their imperfections with makeup, and they have publicists to hide their lives. That’s not sexy, that’s fake.
I, on the other hand, am real. And that’s why I’m the sexiest man alive.
First, looks. I’m a broad shouldered, dark skinned male with long brown hair. I know this makes me sexy because this is what the guy on the cover of most every romance novel I have ever seen looks like. Therefore demographic studies have said I’m sexy.
Also important is ability to provide for a mate. Women are attracted to men who can take care of them. While I currenty do not make a great deal of money, I make more than most people my age, and am on a fast track to make a great deal of money in the near future. My ability to defefend my mate is less useful, but is also covered by my large frame and passing knowledge of martial arts. A woman in my presence can feel secure that she will be protected and well taken care of. That makes me sexy.
Raw sex appeal is very important. I am 23, close enough to my sexual peak to have incredible staying power, but old enough to have learned a great many things. I also have a personality that gains pleasure from giving pleasure to others, which increases my appeal as a lover. I am also perfectly endowed. Above average enough to make my presence known, but not enough to make my presence painful. These all make me sexy.
Personality is a tricky one. I believe my slight bipolar disorder gives me the best of both worlds. Some women are attracted to the dark, brooding, artist types… and when I am in a down mood, I am definately that. I write my best when I am down, and it is invariably an ode to some love or lover. Other women like a brighter outlook, and I have that the rest of the time… in an up mood my smile rarely leaves my face. To add to that I am a reserved, quiet type, which makes women go nuts trying to crack me open. My mysterious nature is sexy.
Talent is sexy. Women love men who can create things for them. I am an accomplished poet, as my name would suggest, and also dabble in other arts. I play the bass guitar, the tuba, and have a passable singing voice. I also enjoy dabbling in photoshop and other computer programs to create oddball sorts of art. And art is sexy.
Lastly, confidence. As Jack Palance said, “Confidence is sexy”. I’m willing to state in an open forum that I am the sexiest man alive. I will leave that as my evidence of this last point. And that is why I’m the sexiest man alive.
http://www.madpoet.com
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
and women hate modesty!
Peternorth, No.Howard and Joey are completely different. They just have the same hair. Joey has a certain something.gabba hey
But how do you know? You can’t see Joey’s face…ever.
Uhh… I’m sure you’re terrif, but c’mon back in 10 or 15 years and let’s discuss it in more detail. Staying power isn’t even close to being number one on the list (right girls?). And no 23-year old on the planet got it going on that good… as in most things, time, experience, and maturity improve one’s performance and sensitivity.
StoryTyler
I am too in shape! :::muttering::: Round is a shape.
slaps forehead
Oh, man! How could I ever forget MadPoet? 
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
Thanks, Shirley, for including Ioan Gruffudd.
My list is a compilation of others, so I’ll just leave it at that. And say that nice eyes and accents, though not required, are yummy.
Harrison Ford? Sean Connery? Puh-lease.
Casanova. He is still a byword for sexuality some 300 years after his death–who’s gonna remember Harrison and Sean in 2300?
Flora, why do you pick Casanova over Don Juan Tenorio?
Oh wait, Casanove was real, wasn’t he…
I’m surprised to hear no nominations for Isaac Newton or Albert Einstein. And I thought women liked intelligent men.
La franchise ne consiste pas à dire tout ce que l’on pense, mais à penser tout ce que l’on dit.
H. de Livry
Newton was okay, except for those knobbly knees.
Uke
*Jesus Christ - smart, bold, charismatic, dangerous, unattainable. But wait! There’s more! Can promise you eternal life…that’s always a plus!
*Paul Revere - patriotic, athletic, rugged, courageous
*Elvis Presley (in his 20’s) - talented. humble, young, could fix cars, sneering
*Don Henley - smart, political, talented, articulate, moody, a bit aloof
*Sting - all the above, plus good bone structure
*Daniel Day-Lewis - smart, versatile, political, moody
*Marty Stouffer - rugged, good hearted, natural, good with animals, articulate
Brendan Fraser
Sebastian Spence
Dennis Quaid
Oh, and handy? How the fuck do you know what Adam looked like? Somehow I doubt that anyone before the invention of the shower could qualify as “sexiest”.
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KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.
UncleBeer
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KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.
Well, yeah, UncaBeer, of course, and then
Johnny Depp
Michael Jordan
Ioan Gruffud
Omar Shariff-YOW!
Joe Ely
John Lurie
Willem Dafoe
It’s the eyes every time!