Time to compare Birthdays!..
I used to be, but strongly suspect I am not anymore.
There is a user named Pedescribe who I think is currently fourteen.
He was 15 when we did the mafia guess the age game.
Bright fucker for 15 though. We were all shocked.
Hmm yeah perhaps not…you are pretty young though 
It used to be Surrender Dorothy but looks like maybe that’s changed.
We did a birthdays thread a while back, even made a chart. Asimovian was the OP of the thread IIRC.
ETA: I swear none of these posts were here when I posted!
Isn’t Captain Socks 12 or so?
The minimum age to be allowed to register is 13, IIRC.
Here are the birth years of the youngest dopers who posted in the old ‘birth date’ thread:
1988
Inner Stickler
Darth Sensitive
chocolatefrog
1989
ThirdCultureKid
1990
bundykala
MojoPin
1991
Surrender Dorothy
Needs to be updated, I think.
Guess I must have missed that thread. I’m 1988 as well.
I believe Weirddave or some such registered his kid, but I forget the details.
Ah, here it is:
Missed the edit window. Page 6, Post #258 has a partial list.
Here is a direct link to that post.
I am 50. Please tell me it’s me!
It YOU!
Congrats!
Airman Doors and I registered the sprog as Bomb Bay Doors a month or so after he was born. He’s just six, so he’s still got seven years to go before he can legally post. Rest assured, though, that he is aware of the SDMB’s existence and frequently advises me on appropriate smileys. 
Robin
Just make sure you change his occupation to something other than “sleeping, eating and pooping” before he starts posting!
How many couples are hooked up on this board? I am constantly surprised at their great taste.
Boyo Jim- if it makes you feel better you are younger than me. And Chowder.
I think the chart is wrong; I was born in 1940. On the other hand, I don’t remember posting in that thread.
I was born October 28, 1992, so that “beats” Surrender Dorothy.
Valete,
Vox Imperatoris