Ever wonder why Goldie Hawn never married Kurt Russell?
That’s right, she’s been keeping her options open in case we ever meet.
Not really a celebrity, but: Sanne Mestrom, saxophonist/bassoonist in the Johann Strauss Orchestra.
Alfre Woodard
My current sweet baby is Mr. Tom “Lucifer” Ellis. I don’t know how I lived without him before but if I have my way, Ima grind him like a fresh cuppa coffee.
My girl crush is Kate Mckinnon. She’s so darned hot and funny and just. . . wow.
I’m a celebrity crush junkie:
Christina Hendricks : Redhead bombshell with killer eyes and killer curves. She makes my liver quiver.
Elizabeth Hurley : Better and better with age. Absolutely stunning looks and legs for miles.
Jennifer Love Hewitt : Always thought she was beautiful.
Elizabeth Shue : Epitome of a blonde bombshell.
Models : Brooklyn Decker, Kate Upton, Charlotte McKinney. Obvious reasons…
He and Sam Elliot can eat crackers in my bed ANYTIME.
Katy Perry. Love a curvy brunette.
That’s cool; she does enough for me for the both of us.
Good god, yes! My current #1
My previous #1, before I found out that she was into Scientology, and then she got that funky nose job.
Yes!
Hell yes!
Also, Salma Hayek, Rosario Dawson and Vanessa Williams.
Always had a thing for Allison Janney as C.J. Craig
Aubrey Plaza and Sarah Hyland–something about those big eyes.
Emmy Rossum. Not every outfit in this video flatters her but she is amazing.
Halle Berry. If she’s otherwise occupied it would be Kerry Washington off the bench.
And for my totally age-inappropriate crush, we have the lovely Ariel Winter.
Good LORD, she is hot.
Idris Elba. He’s the reason I haven’t remarried after my divorce. Cuz he doesn’t live in the far west suburbs of Chicago…
I’m more of a Julie Bowen man, myself. Knew a woman…no, I won’t go further. 
How many dimples does she have? When she smiles that quirky, little smile I melt before I can count them all.
Lena Headey and I will walk on the beach, drawing hearts in the sand to watch them as the tide washes them away. And later, cow tipping.
They come and go for the most part, however I have always gotten to a point where Drew Barrymore would edge others out.
And then there are the “if time travel…” ones like a 1930s Barbara Stanwyck, a 1930s through 1940s Jean Arthur (that voice slays me) or 1940s through 1960s Maureen O’Hara.
Kesha
She’s not as celebritous now as she has been, but I’m still going to stick with Kari Byron.