I recently joined an on-line dating service and I had no idea there were so many fine-ass, gainfully employed men out there! Or are some of them bullshittin’? What’s really wrong with them? :dubious: :dubious: :dubious:
They don’t actually look like their pictures.
They don’t want a commitment.
They have weird emotional issues, such as not being able to date a girl that eats marshmallows or something.
They’re incredibly boring.
They’re selfish.
They start every sentence with “Mother says…”
They want a 100 lb, top heavy, 5’8" brunette with bright blue eyes and a perfect smile.
They work all the time and won’t ever spend enough time with you.
They’re penny pinchers and won’t spend any money at all, on you or themselves.
Some of them are actually good though. It just takes some work to find them. Took me a little over two years to find mine, but he is so worth it.
So, go out with 'em, have fun, don’t expect a whole lot, and eventually you’ll meet a good one.
Ha, I did the same (joined an online dating service). The reality of it is that, for me…
The guys lived too far away (I don’t want to date someone who lives 90 minutes from me)
They had their kids 7 days of week and didn’t know the meaning of “babysitter”.
They didn’t have kids, and wanted a couple. Right away. Hello, but how many women in their 40’s are willing to do this?
They only wanted to email. Meet for coffee? It was like pulling teeth.
In spite of being matched with someone who shared my personality qualities (or whatever), we really didn’t have anything in common.
We were both at very different places in our lives.
They’re married and you don’t find that out til after about your 5th date.
They have serious legal problems, and could you spare some money I could pay my lawyer, I promise I’m good for it.
They want a sugar-mama.
They write damn fine e-mails and profiles but in person can’t string a sentence together without 14 um’s, 6 uh’s, and blowing their nose into their sleeve twice.
Hygiene, hygiene, hygiene.
- They want you to be the bandaid for the wound that’s not yours.
- They’re new to this country and jut LOVE American Wimmin and their Big American Breasts.
- They’re shy about making the first move, and they’re so attractive that wimmin don’t bother approaching them figuring they’re already well cared for. PICK UP THAT SHINY PENNY! He’s lonely and will try very hard to please you!
- He’s an axe murderer.
oooweee!! Now, I’m trippin’. :eek: Thanks for the input, y’all. I’ll keep you guys posted on my progress. 