Ooh, I just remembered another one. Along the lines of the truck in the movie theater.
It happened about 15 years ago, in the town I grew up in. This guy, who was on welfare, turned out to own not one, but TWO Jaguars (of the automobile variety). Social Security told him flat out that they were gonna freeze his monthly allowance until he sold at least one of them. Which is reasonable, right? I would have told the dickhead to sell both of them and buy a bicycle.
So, what does dickhead do? Rather than selling the Jag to make some money, he gets pissed of, walks outside, starts the Jag, and parks it in the lobby of the Social Security building.
Charming.