Who puts on the condom?

[pseudotriton_ruber_ruber]

“It puts the condom on its penis. It does this whenever it is told.”

[Carlyjay]

Well, that’s why I think the lady does the condom-application. It diesn’t really interrupt the flow if you make it a part of the foreplay.

[Avarie537]

@DooWahDiddy

I’m sorry, I’m not seeing the problem here…

Heh. When I can’t figure it out, and have to turn on the lamp and ask him, it kind of puts a dent in the mood and flow.

[aruvqan]

@Ethilrist

Oh, I don’t know about that… back in the day, I was pretty adept at putting diaphragms in. My girlfriends always had problems getting the angle right and ended up launching a couple.

:dubious: :eek:

<cleans the water off the screen now>

[Inigo_Montoya]

@pseudotriton ruber ruber

“It puts the condom on its penis. It does this whenever it is told.”

AAAAAHHH!!! Too Much funny!

"Put the F***** condom on the penis!"*

[Ethilrist]

@pseudotriton ruber ruber

“It puts the condom on its penis. It does this whenever it is told.”

“It puts the condom on its penis or it gets the hose.”

Decisions, decision…

[SeaDog]

@Antinor01

And they should, the filthy buggers.

Hey, I resemble that remark!

[gigi]

@Dr. Woo

[hijack] So when do you put them on? I mean, it seems like you’d kind of interrupt the er, flow of things by stopping to put one on. How do you do it . . . gracefully? [/hijack]

Which brings up the famous Seinfeld scene when George ifumbles too long with the package–rip it across or open it like a bag of potato chips??

@spoke-

When you attain a certain status, you have a valet to handle that sort of thing.

Heh. She’s a granola hippie who lives out in a [del]shack[/del] cabin; I’ll mention that possibility.

[CMiller]

I generally put it on before the date begins to avoid any awkwardness later

[Nava]

@CMiller

I generally put it on before the date begins to avoid any awkwardness later

Is that why guys don’t pee in restaurants? Hoping to get laid?