“It puts the condom on its penis. It does this whenever it is told.”
Well, that’s why I think the lady does the condom-application. It diesn’t really interrupt the flow if you make it a part of the foreplay.
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I’m sorry, I’m not seeing the problem here…
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Heh. When I can’t figure it out, and have to turn on the lamp and ask him, it kind of puts a dent in the mood and flow.
[QUOTE=Ethilrist]
Oh, I don’t know about that… back in the day, I was pretty adept at putting diaphragms in. My girlfriends always had problems getting the angle right and ended up launching a couple.
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:dubious: :eek: 
<cleans the water off the screen now>
[QUOTE=pseudotriton ruber ruber]
“It puts the condom on its penis. It does this whenever it is told.”
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AAAAAHHH!!! Too Much funny!
"Put the F***** condom on the penis!"*
[QUOTE=pseudotriton ruber ruber]
“It puts the condom on its penis. It does this whenever it is told.”
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“It puts the condom on its penis or it gets the hose.”
Decisions, decision…
[QUOTE=Antinor01]
And they should, the filthy buggers.
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Hey, I resemble that remark!
[QUOTE=Dr. Woo]
[hijack] So when do you put them on? I mean, it seems like you’d kind of interrupt the er, flow of things by stopping to put one on. How do you do it . . . gracefully? [/hijack]
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Which brings up the famous Seinfeld scene when George ifumbles too long with the package–rip it across or open it like a bag of potato chips??
Heh. She’s a granola hippie who lives out in a [del]shack[/del] cabin; I’ll mention that possibility. 
I generally put it on before the date begins to avoid any awkwardness later
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I generally put it on before the date begins to avoid any awkwardness later
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Is that why guys don’t pee in restaurants? Hoping to get laid?