Who really was the Isdal Woman?

Here is the background

This story fascinates me, IMHO, she was probably a KGB agent who screwed over her bosses for a life around Europe at their expense, so they got rid of her. What are your opinions/theories on it?

Porridge with milk sounds disgusting.

Probably oatmeal made with milk… not uncommon.

Yeah, my British SO always calls oatmeal with milk porridge. Criminy, if you mean oatmeal, just call it oatmeal, Dickins!

What is it with the shit answers right off the bat today?

And to think I just complimented you elsewhere. I think people are indicating something along the lines of “How the hell is anyone going to have an answer to this?” Me - I was just following the thread drift. Do you have a report to send in?

KGB or related service agent sounds entirely plausible to me. Killed by someone who wanted to send a message… Or maybe that’s too Bond-y. But a lot of weird shit happened in the child war era.

A thread can’t drift in one post. I mean, I’m prone to the occasional snark or pun, but I’ve learned to let a thread mature first. It’s an interesting question about something completely new to me. Much like the “lead masks” case or the one with the Hebrew word for a name.

Nitpick: It was two Persian words, if you’re talking about the Taman Shud case.

Aren’t people who get their fingerprints “sanded off” usually criminals?

Norwegian authorities should have been able to solve the mystery with this fact alone.

That’s it, off course. I recall the keyword as being Hebrew, for some reason.

Anyway, all these weird spy-games sort of incidents.

Maybe it was Lisbeth Salander.

Wait wait wait… what’s porridge, then? Oatmeal made with milk is what I’ve known as porridge my whole life.

I don’t know, is this a usual practice? I’m just interested in the theories surrounding who this particular person was. The Deutschmarks and her ability to speak multiple European languages leads me to believe she came from the KGB or one of its affiliates.

“Taman Shud” case sounds so much cooler than “unknown dead man found on beach in Australia”, doesn’t it? I think the authorities suspect some sort of spy bidness in that case, too.

With that composite, I can’t believe noone’s ever identified her. She was obviously the star of a 60’s Norwegian sitcom.

I think the difference between oatmeal and porridge is the instructions. For porridge, you put the oats in before heating the water.

Or organized crime. Could be a Jabba the Hut/Han Solo sort of thing with someone who double-crossed the wrong boss.

Anyone here know Norwegian so we can have a more useful English translation for “challenging” (how is one’s wardrobe style “challenging”? :dubious:) and any nuances (if they exist) to what the policeman said with “dispatched”? The only English-language source for the wikipedia article doesn’t clarify those points.

And yes, the suitcases in the train station locker and the label-less clothes sounds like the Taman Shud case.

What I gathered from the article was that she was dressed unusually stylish or formal for a walk in the park and was also unusually lightly dressed for such cold weather. E.g. maybe a low-cut cocktail dress and heels in the middle of snow or something.

Which I agree is “challenging” clothing. :slight_smile: However, the context in the article is a little different:

[QUOTE=Wikipedia]
After the woman’s suitcases were found, police sought the help of the city’s most prominent textile retailers to identify her dress. It was concluded that the woman had a somewhat challenging style, which was marked by Italian taste.
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The police didn’t need to consult textile sellers just to tell them she wasn’t dressed for the woods. :dubious::slight_smile: