Did she ever say a prayer for you?
Hey Billy, **MannyL’s **after you.
*Your phone is gonna ring soon, but you just can’t wait for that call.
*
Or, maybe, if you’re feeling anti-social you could take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while.
I’ve got a tab at Zanzibar tonight!
I’m sure you’ll be able to get in contact with; after all…
sooner or later it comes down to fate.
…and so it goes.
Don’t shoot the piano player!
(yeah, I know that was Elton John, it still fits the theme of the meaningless hijack hijinks)
Something something DUI.
Someone asked me, a few weeks ago, if I had a ‘smartphone’. He wanted to know if I had something to run his ‘business app’.
My response was “No, I have a ‘dumbphone’.” Since I’m a ‘phonophobe’, Penis ensued…
“Doing ‘Uhhhh…’ Idunno…”