Who represents Billy Joel?

Did she ever say a prayer for you?

Hey Billy, **MannyL’s **after you.

*Your phone is gonna ring soon, but you just can’t wait for that call.
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Or, maybe, if you’re feeling anti-social you could take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while.

I’ve got a tab at Zanzibar tonight!

I’m sure you’ll be able to get in contact with; after all…

sooner or later it comes down to fate.

…and so it goes.

Don’t shoot the piano player!

(yeah, I know that was Elton John, it still fits the theme of the meaningless hijack hijinks)

Something something DUI.

Someone asked me, a few weeks ago, if I had a ‘smartphone’. He wanted to know if I had something to run his ‘business app’.

My response was “No, I have a ‘dumbphone’.” Since I’m a ‘phonophobe’, Penis ensued…

“Doing ‘Uhhhh…’ Idunno…”