Who speaks for planet Earth?

You were my first choice.

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The correct answer is Jodie Foster.
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And she was my second.

Mike Rowe was third.

Other than that, I’d do it myself

How about Rob Lowe

Sigourney Weaver?

Oh, wait, she would just end up having their babies.

But the sec gen is basically a powerful figurehead without any real power, chosen by a rotten parliament that equates tiny and politically worthless microstates with regional superpowers like India and Brazil. The sec gen has neither the capacity nor authority to speak on behalf of the world.

No. The Walken. Just because.

Uh, we don’t have to tell them that. (And if they more logically show up asking to see Nick Fury, where’s it written we can’t have Samuel L. Jackson show up in an eyepatch?)

“Show me in the rulebook where it says an elephant can’t play second base!”

Excuse me but Batman most def does exist!

Take it easy, man; it’s not like he said Captain America doesn’t exist.

The serious answer would be the UN Secretary-General along with the foreign ministers of the major world powers (Europe would probably send just one representative).

I would pick a regular citizin non politician non celebrity,

What about someone in the Service?

hmm, Service, uh … Pvt. Manning?

I wish Audy Murphy was alive

Cite?

The UN Secretary General is just the head flunky of the United Nations. The United Nations is not a world government, not even in embryonic form. The Soviet Union would never have agreed to join such an organization, and neither would the United States. The UN is a talking shop where countries that are deadly enemies can meet and potentially resolve their differences short of war. It is not a supra-national government.

TheEbola virus. Obviously it is more powerful than man and instills fear where ever it goes. And it just looks badass.

If aliens judge earth by the mass of its life, wouldn’t bacteria be in charge?