His accent is American “Duh.” He doesn’t seem to have any regional accent and his voice is low but not remarkable, but when he speaks, he sounds really un-polished, un-educated, and just plain dumb.
Do you watch with closed captioning? When he was in the bushes with Sarah last week and Fox subtitled it with “mwah,” “slurp,” and “gulp,” what did the captions say?
He’s even kind of ok moving - but speaking is not for him.
I can see something, but he’s really not my type.
He’s good looking in the same way that boy band members are attractive: he’s “famous”.
I think he has an elongated horse looking face and a very bad haircut. The facial elongation would probably go away if he ever shut his trap enough to not catch flies. Seriously, he always seems so dumb that I can’t imagine his jaw not constantly being agape. I don’t know what they did on the modeling shots but facially he doesn’t even look the same to me.
Most folk’ll never be on tv
but then again some folk’ll
Like Evan the slack jawed yokel.
His eyebrows arch too much. Looks almost semi-evil. Then again, once you hear him talk, all fear disappears, cuz you realize he’s not bright enough to be evil.
But OTOH, what if the “dumb guy” thing is just an act? I mean, to kinda see how far these dopey girls will go just to get the guy with the bucks? I think the next reality TV series ought to be a guy who really does have lot of money, but is old and uglier than a baboon.
I think he has an above average face, but his hair would be improved by some kind of hat.
He has bad posture that’s accented by those slouchy sweaters he wears, that combined with his height makes him look like a hulking ape.
A cute hulking ape. 
I don’t remember the exact way they phrased it but in a Seinfeld episode they talked about someone who was really good looking sometimes and then later would be hideous… that’s how Evan strikes me.
He looks like a Neanderthal to me - once I got that image in my mind, I couldn’t see him as handsome anymore. The personality (or lack thereof) might have a lot to do with my opinion).
And yet, I have seen every episode & plan to watch next week’s too. Must be the voyeur in me.
Yer not kiddin’. I can make out his circumcision line and everything!
I like big guys so I liked his size and that is attractive to me, he came onto american idol last night it looked like he towered over the contestants.
Oh, his height! I thought you meant …
Perhaps he could use one that Mojo left behind.
He is physically attractive in that stereotypical tall, dark and handsome way, and has a pleasantly deep voice, but he’s such an idiot that it overwhelms all of that and makes him totally unattractive.
IMHO, the most revealing thing about that “circumcision line” picture is the characteristically DUH look on his face. He’s like a big, dumb dog. Like on his date with Melissa: “I see boobies … Oh no! Her mouth is still moving! What did I miss?”
I kinda think he looks like a cross between Ken Wahl (from the Wiseguy show) and Mr. Ed.
P.S. I think Mr. Ed looks more intellectual.
My first impression was “Psycho!”. I’m a straight male and this guy totally cheesed me off. I have an adult, single daughter.
" Do you watch with closed captioning? When he was in the bushes with Sarah last week and Fox subtitled it with “mwah,” “slurp,” and “gulp,” what did the captions say?"
No captions when there are subs, that time.
I like his hair, but otherwise, not really. At first glance I thought “hey, he’s pretty cute” but once I saw how he moved and acted…nope, not really. Especially not with those freaky leers he kept giving the women in the first few episodes.
Oh, and Green Bean, the captions did not say anything during the subtitled parts. Usually with CCing they don’t do it when the words on the screen are akin to what’s being heard.
Oh, sorry–I didn’t see Handy’s response above.
I think he looks like a big greasy ape. That probably has to do with the fact that i don’t like such hairy guys or that much muscle…lean and fit’s the way to go
He looks like Kramer in that underwear ad.