In my Copyrights class, we learned about the establishment of these panels that arbitrate copyrights in royalty disputes – but instead of calling them Copyright Royalty Arbitration Panels, which makes sense, Congress was smart enough to call them the rather ungrammatical but nonetheless fortunate Copyright Arbitration Royalty Panels, or CARPs.
Huh. I don’t think SEPTA is all that bad. September, the number seven in general, etc. It’s certainly better than the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terroristic Organizations and their Rehabilitation Into Society.
Scranton has COLTS (County of Lackawanna Transit System), and, I kid you not, one of the drivers is the spitting image of Ralph Kramden. One time, according to an article on him which I can’t find, one of his regular riders was a nasty older woman. He recalled picking her up one day after she had gone into town shopping. She had purchased a new broom, and when he opened the doors to let her on, asked her “What happened, did you run out of gas?”
When I lived in San Jose circa 1993, the county was starting up a light rail transit system which they were going to call SCAT (Santa Clara Area Transit). I was one of the many people who had no idea that one meaning of “scat” is animal feces. After a bit of brouhaha, a different name was chosen.
Similarly, a few years back when North Texas State University changed its name to the University of North Texas, for some strange reason they changed the name of its radio station to KNTU …
I’ve heard it said that SEPTA actually stands for Severely Erratic Public Torture Agency. It’s not said by me; on the whole I like SEPTA.
I’ve never been fond of POTUS for President of the United States. It sounds like a skin eruption. Then there’s the abbreviations for “Prince” and “Princess”: P. and Pss…