http://www.wstm.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=199022
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Nah, I’ll pass. Thanks.
Who wants to be more juvenile than a 5th grader?
Uh, I don’t have the body part used to produce these, but it seems to me like that would hurt the giver possibly more than the receiver.
On a school bus? Really?
you’d have to stamp quite forcefully for it to hurt. Getting expelled and everyone laughing at you for stamping someone, on the other hand, might hurt.
Wow. Things have come a long way from the halcyon days of the Hertz Donut.
How does this even happen? As the stampee, how dumb do you have to be to sit there and let that happen to you?
Guy stands up so that his crotch is at stampee’s face level.
Guy unzips pants
Guy whips it out.
Guy whips stampee’s face.
There’s not enough time for stampee to get the hell out of the way as soon as step one has happened? Or at least punch stampee in the crotch?
Did I not read for comprehension? Was the stampee held down?
Obviously, this is just vile and wrong. I just don’t get how it’s actually pulled off.
Most fifth graders haven’t even made it to 16 years old. Must have been a dumbass, which wouldn’t have stopped me from removing his pee-pee from his stupid ass.
I don’t think comprehension enters into it. 
No slur on you; I also have no idea how this would ever work logistically. But there is no comprehension to be acquired.
Unfortunately, I have knowledge of how it works. While in college, a bunch of friends were driving down to go paintballing and a friend decided that he didn’t like something the driver said, we were all making fun of each other. He half stood up in the car leaning backward, at which point we start laughing not believing he would follow through with his claim, unzipped and slapped the driver across the face. A little pelvic action was involved and he was quite gifted size wise but mainly it working involved not believing it was going to happen and the driver being unable to move do to keeping us from dieing on the freeway.
I still think poorly of the slapper even years after the incident and i was not even the one slapped, in general its one of those things we don’t talk about because that someone would do that disturbs us all.
Huh. I was somehow thinking of the USPS when I saw the title. Wrong kind of mushroom, I guess…
And it’s a shame, too, because there are mushrooms in my business logo and sending out mail with mushroom stamps would just be too cool.
I’ll bet your mailman hates you.
Plenty of countries (although not the USA, apparently) have issued postage stamps which feature mushrooms. You could always order some cheap ones and place them on envelopes as you would Christmas Seals or similar stickers – as long as valid domestic postage is affixed, of course!
Hey! Interesting idea. Thanks!
Actually, he likes us because we sometimes give him freshly baked cookies.
(Yeah, I know… Multi-quote is my friend.)
What would the female counterpart to the mushroom stamp be?
I’m gonna go with taco slap?
Gives new meaning to the phrase “I’m gonna slug you” :eek:
See, I figured it was one of those things that the production took place probably long before he asked her. Like this:
Step 1: Being crazy with his friends.
Step 2: Suggestion is made.
Step 3: Target picked out (or this might’ve been what prompted Step 2).
Step 4: Um, excitement is surreptiously ensued.
Step 5: Cover is attained (perhaps a notebook is used).
Step 6: “Excuse me miss, do you have a mushroom stamp?” whilst said cover is incorporated.
Step 7: The big, or little, reveal and < slap! >. All in less than a couple of minutes.
At least, that’s what my feeble imagination believes. 
And a idiot and his legend are born, while the poor lass will remain chagrined for all eternity.
Boy, unfortunately, that scenario makes sense. Dear God, I feel horrible for that girl!