Who wants to play "Answer a Question with a Question"?

Why does there always have to be a winner and a loser? Can’t we all just get along?

What are you, a communist?

Why were you all talking about me as if I couldn’t read?

What’s wrong with being a communist?

Care to try again, slower this time?

What if I want to go faster ?

Doesn’t Speed kill?

Why does it always have to be about you?

Why should it be about anyone else? Who could be more interesting/

If that’s what you want, why don’t you try reading slower?

How do you know he’s not reading as slowly as possible already?

Since when is there a limit on how slowly one can read?

Is reading speed really the question here?

You don’t really care about the question, do you?

With this many questions, how can anybody care about all of them?

How can you doubt my concern about the question? How?!

Why are you taking this so personally?

Why aren’t you taking this personally, you :::checks forum::: insipid toad-throttler?

Is it true that if you’re not part of the solution then you’re part of the problem?

Isn’t that a false dichotomy?