Is it likely that you are the only one?
Do I have the right to join in the fun?
Maybe you’d like to hear a song
About a thread, seven pages long?
Is it humorous? How many words?
Amusing to all, or just geeks and nerds?
Who’d have thought you-all could be so easily compelled?
Why dance to my bidding? Why not think for yourselves? 
Are you Proud of yourself?
hmm, do I really have the patience or creativity to try to rhyme this?
Why not jus give it your very best try?
Is it possible that Anyrose is posting on the fly?
Why stop at rhyming?
Why not try question haikus?
What could be better?
Isn’t this curious?
Haikus in question format?
What’s Scribble drinking?
How could there be no post since 12:15am?
Did you notice you’re five syllables short of a haiku?
Did I want to play the haiku way?
Or would I, could I make, a Seussian fake?
How many threads must a man post to, before you call him a man?
Was that the Byrds or Dylan?
Bob or Thomas?
Do you mean Dylan Thomas may have written it first?
Mighten’ve he?
Don’t you just love my bastardized grammar?
Did I just call my grandma a babstard?
What’s a “babstard”?
oh my, did I have a typo in my last post?
Isn’t a Babstard a really good looking female bastard?