what benefit would I gain by doing so?
Does there always have to be a benefit? Can’t you just do something for its own sake?
But when you do something for its own sake, isn’t the thing itself the benefit? So don’t you have to claim that there’s still a benefit, just not one that’s separate from the action to achieve that benefit?
Does anyone else here like philosophical arguments about trivial things as much as me?
If I said “no”, would you think less of me?
If I said “yes”, would you think more of me?
Do I need to read all 8 pages of this thread, or can I get by on starting now?
Don’t you know that you’re only cheating yourself if you don’t read the other pages?
Are you aware of how long that takes?
Is speed-reading a rare skill only I possess?
Have you seen how slowly the boards can load?
Am I so insensitive as to assume everyone has high-speed internet access as I do?
Do you even need to ask that?
Isn’t that obvious?
If it isn’t obvious to me, should I be relieved or insulted?
Can’t you be both at once?
Why do you think I’d be so comfortable with either disconnected confusion or blatant hypocrisy?
So this is how it is? I go to sleep for a few hours and miss all the good questions?
and did you know that Jews can turn any statement into a question?
So now I’m Jewish? I’m not a schwartze? You think I’m a schlemiel, some gullible person you can shtupp over latkes? You don’t think I have better things to do than to listen to your nuhdzing? Eli Eli!
Did I say I spoke Yiddish? Must you kvetch so? And did you spellcheck those words?
Did Word add a Yiddish spell checker?