Does Dog exist?
If Dog didn’t exist, wouldn’t man have to create him/her/they/it?
Isn’t that a really great question to ponder?
Shouldn’t you ask Ponder Stibbons?
Isn’t it a comfort to always have an expert on call?
If he’s on call, why hasn’t he answered yet?
Could it be possible that he has to deal with other clients first?
Couldn’t he at least let us listen to Musak?
And why do we deserve to be tortured with Muzak? Why not play some really great jazz, or blues, or bluegrass, or other great music, instead?
Just who are you to decide what music we get to listen to?
Isn’t he Scribble?
What"s a Scribble?
Isn’t it like a doodle but only not quite?
Hey–when did I get a sex change? Aren’t I still a member of the double X chromosome set?
And what’s wrong with you that you’d prefer Muzak to actual music? Isn’t there a long, complicated medical name for that condition?
Don’t you know that there is a long, complicated medical name for every condition…whether it needs one or not?
And why is that the case?
Aren’t long obscure medical names a requirement of the ‘medical mystique’?
Who decided that a “medical mystique” was neccessary?
Wasn’t it the AMA?